Tuesday, August 23, 2011


I've felt worse shaking at a Police concert in '83, when I swore Shea Stadium was going to collapse.
It was nothing, but the entire city is in a pan-- OK, a bunch of cowards from my office irrationally decided to shut the office down.
A deadly blizzard? No problem, you can make it in. A shaking that DIDN'T EVEN MOVE A SOUVENIR BALL ON A SHELF?
This just in....Lady Gaga and Bono have teamed up for a benefit telethon for the earthquake ravaged East Coast....this story is developing...