Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Between A Rock And A Hard Case
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Spill The Beans
Friday, April 30, 2010
Nobody Asked Me, But...
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Surrender, Dorothies!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
The Jaded Monkey Is In The Glove Box
Goldman Sachs Chief Executive Lloyd Blankfein told legislators Tuesday that when clients approach the investment bank as a market maker to buy or sell securities, they don't care what the firm thinks of the securities or whether it's betting against them.
Sen. Carl Levin, chairman of the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations, lashed out at Blankfein, claiming that Goldman creates conflicts of interest when it underwrites securities while betting against them.
Levin cited examples where Goldman employees described collateralized debt obligations the firm was selling, or assets backing those deals, as "shitty (corrected for impact)," "crap," "junk" and "lemons."
You'd think these morons would have learned from the Enron debacle. Worse still, as an employee of a FINRA registered firm, my e-mails are subject to storage and archiving for possible use in any investigation of my firm's practices.
Let's tie these two together: It's one thing to sell a risky security to an investor and make the blanket disclaimer that it could conceivably go belly up faster than fish after dynamite. It's another thing to know an investment is shitty and still try to pump out a sale. Markets demand perfect information and if your brokers are proudly boasting of selling a pig in a poke, that same braggadocio ought to be shared with the investment community, and not covered up in order to maximize your profit on betting against the very instruments you've sold.
Derivatives serve some purpose, it's true. An airline that hedges its fuel costs by purchasing futures on its fuel is doing right by its shareholders. Further, if it goes out and places a bet that the price will go down below the future contract price, it is mitigating its loss on the contract.
And vice versa for the firm selling the fuel futures contract. It's an entire other thing, tho, for the broker selling the futures contract to place a side bet based on knowledge he or she has with respect to the price of crude, say, that either party or both is not savvy to.
And still, Goldman Sachs are not getting it! As a "market-maker," Goldman Sachs has an obligation to set the ground rules for the market it is creating. It has what's called a fiduciary responsibility (a responsibility not unlike the one a doctor has to a patient or a lawyer to a client) to perform up to certain standards that exceed the expectations of investors. And it has a well-earned reputation to protect.
In one fell swoop, in one release of e-mails about a series of "shitty deals," Goldman has destroyed its credibility, the markets' credibilities, and rejected its fiduciary responsibility. Rather than admit this, however, Goldman has basically gone on the record as saying they acted in accordance with what some fly-by-night shyster would have done: fleeced investors.
There was a time in this country when an investment bank-- Merrill Lynch, Smith Barney, Goldman Sachs-- would have competed for clients based on its reputation and the trust its investors and clients placed in them.
Now, I'll admit one thing: the Internet and the rise of discount brokerage houses has made that aspect of their business moot. After all, why pay 2% of your assets and 20% of any trades to Goldman or Bear Stearns when you can commit the same trade at TD Ameritrade for $9.99? You keep more of your money, and it's the same damned shares.
This forced Wall Street houses to find new and more innovative ways of fleecing people so they can afford to drive their Beamers and fly their Falcon 50s to their beach house on Bermuda. But that same technology that defeated one aspect of their business made this other aspect of their business wildly profitable.
Powerful computers, advanced mathematics, and the ability to sift through mounds of information well-ahead of investors has given the Wall Streeters a powerful leverage over not only investors, but the American marketplace. Wal-Mart no longer sets prices as much as Wall Street does, by forcing Main Street to dig deeper and deeper into its bottom lines and come up with more and more income and dividends.
And this, this is the great tragedy of Goldman's blind spot. They aren't just stiffing investors and clients, they're stiffing the poor shnooks who bought houses and now have lost value in them, and opened shops and had to close those, and tried to keep hold of a job that was terminated because the company lost money directly or indirectly to Goldman's coffers.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
All Hands On Debt!
Monday, April 26, 2010
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha!
Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking has repeated his long-held belief that intelligent aliens are likely to exist, and that a visit by them to present-day humanity would probably have unfortunate consequences for us.
Publicising a new documentary he has made for the Discovery Channel, the legendary boffin told the Times at the weekend:
“To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational... If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”
Friday, April 23, 2010
Nobody Asked Me, But...
Thursday, April 22, 2010
How Green Was My Alley?
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Cuba Goes Capitalist
Private profits in communist Cuba? This is no joke. It's Havana's latest, limited experiment with the free market. The government is divesting itself of hundreds of state-run barbershops and beauty shops with three workstations or less, turning people who have been wage-earners for decades into small-time entrepreneurs. Like some Cuban growers who are allowed to rent stalls from the government in farmers markets, and some cooks who run modest restaurants out of their homes, these hairstylists and manicurists will be entering the world of free-market competition.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Making An Ash Of Ourselves
Friday, April 16, 2010
Nobody Asked Me, But...
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Capitalist Fools
Is that what we really want?
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Dumberer And Dumberest
Bit by bit, bipartisan negotiations in the Senate over financial regulatory reform have broken down. Richard Shelby, the ranking Republican on the Banking Committee split with the Democratic Chairman, Chris Dodd in February. Bob Corker filled the gap, stepping in to try to hammer out a compromise on an issue in which both parties see the potential for good policy and good politics. But wary of delays after a bitter health care fight, Democrats voted the bill out of committee in March with no Republican support, and now are looking to open up the legislation to amendments and debate on the Senate floor. As recently as last month, Republican leadership was open to a deal.
In a floor speech this morning, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell threw cold water on the prospects of detente, establishing a hard line of attack against the Dodd bill, and indelibly marking the party line: "We must not pass the financial reform bill that's about to hit the floor."
The crux of his criticism is that the bill "institutionalizes... taxpayer-funded bailouts of Wall Street banks." He knocked the expansion of power at the Fed and Treasury, while sounding the alarm on Wall Street accountability. If the outline of his speech sounds familiar, it's because it is the exact argument pollster Frank Luntz urged Republicans to make earlier this year in a widely publicized memo.
Now, there's really nothing wrong with McConnell's, errrr, Luntz complaints: there probably ought to come a point in bailing out financial institutions where we say "enough is enough" and let the chips fall. Surely, we came awful close in 2008/2009.
But what this list of talking points ignores is the bill contains mechanisms that will circumvent all but the worst scenarios by forcing banks to pony up and self-insure their operations by levying a financial tax on transactions.
And there, my friends, is the rub: for every stock sale, a piece of the money moving about will go to the Federal Reserve. For every derivative traded on the market, a bit will go to the Feds. For every wacky and hardly-understood transaction some quant analyst dreams up to further drape a veil over the investors' eyes, well, the financial institution will have to stand by the research with a bit of its own money.
Put up or shut up, as they say. And in truth, this is what Luntz and McConnell object to. A tax. On people who would gladly take taxpayer money. Seems a pretty stupid stance to take.
Too, the bill has other, even better and more effective requirements, like forcing every bank to present a plan to wind down their businesses, should the worst happen (which it will and for which every bank ought to have been prepared all along, since these crises happen every twenty years or so anyway). And a liquidation plan that lifts the burden and responsibility (and the potential for politicizing monetary tragedy) from the FDIC and puts it squarely on two other pillars: The Treasury/Fed and three bankruptcy judges.
All of this, included in the Dodd bill, makes for a fairly comprehensive step towards financial reform that will protect the average American (but not the ubergreedy rich) from having to bail out banks at a rate unheard of in world history.
McConnell, not surprisingly, is on the wrong side of history.
