The Poll To Rename Fox News

None of the entries grabbed me by the wrist and dragged me along (or by the balls and threatened me), so I'm putting it up to a poll. Vote early. Vote often. First, I will post the entries, and then please use the voting buttons in the sidebar (scroll down a bit):

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Choice Number one:

(Deep throaty male voice)
ONN
Oceania News Network
"We report, you comply"
(Sultry virginal female voice)
"Contact us with your 'thoughts' by thinking of our Oceania World Web address @
oww.ONN.re_edu"
Eric Blair's Ghost | 10.01.05 - 12:03 pm | #

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Choice number 2:

Or maybe GOPhuxUrselfNews?
Sgt. Hulka | Homepage | 10.01.05 - 12:55 pm | #

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Choice number 3:

Or FAXNews--the "news" comes in over the fax machines each morning to all the conservative news outlets. Why do you think they are all saying the exact same thing on any given day? (Blame game...blame game...) Did you think it was just spontaneous?
LR | Homepage | 10.02.05 - 9:48 pm | #
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Choice Number 4:

POX News
A blight upon journalism.
Avery Davis | 10.03.05 - 2:37 pm | #

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Choice Number 5:

Goebbel News Network

Father Tyme | 10.03.05 - 8:36 pm | #

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Choice number 6: (slightly altered by editor)

HOaX (News)

Targa | 10.05.05 - 5:43 pm | #

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Choice number 7:

Mad TV
Ozer | 10.01.05 - 3:40 pm | #

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Honorable Mentions go to:

AMB, Natty phlegmo, sara