Pastor Sells Church, Pockets Proceeds

(Tip of the Clairol bottle to Pissed off Patricia at Blondesense. I think I want to have her baby)

Ripon Pastor Secretly Sells Church

Church members didn't have a clue that their church, which has stood on the corner of Main and Acacia streets in Ripon for over 50 years had been sold. Police say the church pastor sold the church and a small cottage next to it for $525,000 dollars and pocketed the money. Church Council president David Prater said the news left them stunned.

Among the items he purchased with the proceeds were a 2006 BMW.

Y'know, I don't really have a problem with this, in light of how many televangelists will simply by a satellite transmitter and show up on my TeeVee pimping their wives and children and mistress...er, I mean choir in order to get little old deluded ladies and gentlemen to dip into their Social Security checks for a little "Sal(ary)vation"...this guy was honest and went in for the kill. Evolution in action.