Now, vomiting in your friend’s car, that’s “too much to drink.”This being a family blog, I couldn't possibly post the entire piece, so clickity-linky and go get a belly laugh yourselves!
Passing out on the couch, so that your roomates can draw stuff on your face with indelible markers — too much to drink.
Meeting a butt-ugly person and sleeping with them — too much to drink.
Trying to fuck a sheep, though, goes far beyond the limits of merely having “too much to drink.” Alcohol should not be blamed for that kind of depravity.
snarkasm, snarcasm, snarky