1) That's it baby, polish my pistil, oh YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
2) How to shut a perverted sycophant up.
3) This story got buried by the Petraeus report and September 11 commemoration, but it's one that could conceivably change the course of the next year. Kudos to AgitProp for keepin' it real.
4) I can sort of understand the reasons for this, but come on...does anyone think this jackass's beliefs aren't common knowledge already?
5) Like to get under the hood of your car and tinker? Need $30 million?
6) Maybe we're finally growing up?
7) Or maybe not.
8) No, we're growing up.
9) And so are our relatives. No, really! (h/t not_over_it)
10) There's a certain dark poetry to this story.
11) There's two years missing here.
12) Sorry, Grandpa...If it's work, it's not enjoyment.
12) One-third of the people of the world are threatened so we can drive with cheap gas.
13) MEMO: To Democrats-- Just redefine "success", and bring our boys home now.