Mah peepz!
Es hard werk negotiatin a noo contrack!
Wen I herd dat de Riter's Gild gawt a noo contrack for dey stoff onna web, I tole dadby I wanna noo contrack too, sence I bringed lotsa peepz to hems blawg.
Hem an I argoo lots an den I tole hem I DO NOT WANT mah pitcher onna blawg wifout I get moah foah et.
So hem greed dat I cud git fud twice as often ebery day! Dass two tiems as mush fud!
Hem was worried dat I git fat, so I sed et wuz ok to gib me haff as mush fud at each feedin, but hem such a stoopid hoomin, hem don' reelyze dat I still get too times moah fud cuz I git fud two tiems moah offen!
Yay foah me!
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