Friday, October 31, 2008

Nobody Asked Me, But...

Special Zombie Edition

1) Sarah Palin has had her fifteen minutes. She's done nothing for McCain but solidified his one base, which was precisely what he didn't need. I still think this was all performance art, that Palin will be groomed for 2012.

2) All you zombies show your faces.

3) How did I miss the release of Zombie Strippers? How scary is this? George Bush gets elected to his FOURTH term! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

4) How to get laid by a zombie.

5) The metaphysical zombie.

6) Actual live zombies. No joke! (Well, sort of...)

7) Maybe zombies really DO have souls, after all...

8) Got an iPhone? Here's a scary zombie game. Politicians??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

9) Some zombies aren't that scary at all, Senator McCain.