Nobody Asked Me, But...

1) She deserved this. She deserved a lot more. Somehow, I think karma is about to prove to Lori Drew that it's the bigger bitch.

2) In a phrase: Not Good.

3) Were you at WalMart at 5 AM? Kohls at 4? Then you helped write this article.

4) It seems as if Europe might be immune to this recession. But that's because they've had actual leadership during it all.

5) I haven't heard the entire album yet, but maybe Axl should not have rushed it to the stores...you know, take a little more time, overproduce it a little bit more, stuff a few more guitar solos in it, maybe include a free puppy with every purchase...

6) In other Chinese Democracy news...

7) Question: Why not Bill? He's going to have an awful lot of time on his hands the next four years...

8) They take mugshots for loitering in LA????

9) And let's not forget the latest terror group: nudists. "I swear officer, I really WAS just happy to see her!"

10) In California, this would be illegal.