I DED ET!
Mah indorcement put Brack Obama ober da tawp! I es a kingmaikah! Hem owe me big tiem naow!
Who da qat?!? WHO DA QAT?!?
Update: Sorry, ThumbPer, but it appears Obama is a dog person.
NUDDER UPDAIT: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I scartch hem's ize out! Doan hem no I putt hem whar hem iz???? I gon taik back mah indorcement an maik hem loose! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!