Nobody Asked Me, But...

1) I guess Ileanna punk'd herself.

2) Senator Chris Matthews. It sounds about as appealing as sock soup.

3) There may be more to come from India.

4) Zimbabwe really is falling apart.

5) Last month, it hurt to be a retailer.

6) Maybe we should ask for a recount for McCain after all? "Change" means "think different," Mr President-Elect.

7) Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You'll wake the neighbors!

8) I may move to Australia just to run for office!

9) The worst hotel in the world.

10) This historical figure would hate Sarah Palin.