1) You were very nearly dead on Monday.
2) Republicans might think about logging onto this website.
3) It's nice to see they are as fucking loony as ever, and perhaps more so.
4) Poor iddle boombooms, works 100 hours a week to be rich! And I bet he has a housewife who raises his kids and sees them off to school, and yada yada yada, cuz you know what? That's a 168 hour workweek and you don't get three hours to edit a frikkin' crybaby rant, you lousy scumsucking pencilneck!
5) It's as if the entire state of Nevada lost their jobs. 8.1% unemployment. And to think, this could all have been fixed back in 2007 when I was warning people about this.
6) Wild shrimp really ARE wild!
7) Um, Too Much Information?
8) Hang on...you mean you can find sex on Craigslist? And here I was using it to sell old furniture!
9) If you're able to save money, you're hardly "getting by" and shouldn't bill yourself as such.
10) And to take this full circle, we might all be dead next Friday, too.