Friday, July 03, 2009

Nobody Asked Me But....

1) *crossing legs tightly*

2) *putting on my walking shoes*

3) *getting my hot dog jones on*

4) *putting on my lead suit*

5) *checking my computer cache*

6) *dipping my teabag in a big fat cup of shutthefuckup*

7) *dipping my Boehner in a big fat cup of shutthefuckup*

8) *checking my bank balances*

9) *checking my liver*

10) *wondering about segregation in cyberspace*