Nobody Asked Me, But...

1) Hey, Sheriff Joe? Maybe if you did your job with a little less douchiness, you wouldn’t be on someone’s hit list?
 

2) Iran has invented a time—wait, suddenly it’s GONE! How in the hell…?
 

3) For an incident involving two people on a dark and rainy night, George Zimmerman sure pulled a lot of witnesses out of his ass. I mean, hat. He’s toast, anyway, and it’s the lawyer who’s merely making a name for himself while living off that right-wing money teat.
 

4) Say, you know why I love reading about the Hack In A Box conference…?
 

5) Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook makes his case for immigration reform. Unwittingly, he also points out the dire need for education reform.
 

6) Mitch McConnell is taking a page out of the book of South Carolina’s Republican Inc. party.
 

7) And when I diiiiiiiiiie…..and when I’m dead, dead, and gone…..my dataaaa will live on…to carry on, to carry on!
 

8) It’s not surprising to me that, ahead of the rumoured revelation by a major American sports star of his homosexuality, that the NHL is trailblazing in tolerance.
 

9) OK, so maybe they’ll need to send it Fedex, but….
 

10) Finally, I humbly volunteer to assist with any follow up studies needed to support the scientist’s theory.