2) I have a suggestion for the NYPD: stop-and-frisk more white kids, if you’re determined to keep the program. There are many more white kids committing crimes than there are black kids, and who knows? Maybe you’ll be allowed to keep it despite its noxious First, Fourth, and Fifth Amendment tramplings?
3) In case you were wondering why shit has gotten so strange lately, the Milky Way huffs fumes.
4) It’s been more than thirty years since AIDS and HIV popped up on the global health radar. We may finally have at least one cracked.
5) Banksy! Come back! Come back, Banksy!
6) Today, Americans officially begin to starve.
7) He plays for the Dallas Stars, keep in mind.
10) Finally, someone investigates the phenomenon that is Florida.