Friday, May 02, 2014

Nobody Asked Me, But...

1) It looks like civil war is about to break out in Ukraine. Again.

2) I’m liking my new mayor more and more.

3) The country added 288,000 jobs last month, blowing past expectations like an officer worker to the coffee cart.

4) You may recall the embarrassing revelation that Donald Sterling was going to receive a lifetime achievement award (his second) from the NAACP. Well, someone had to fall on his sword, and here’s the stooge.

5) Why do I fight so hard to make sure the poor are kept in the public eye? I don’t want Americans to have to resort to this to make ends meet.

6) Or, for that matter, to this.

7) The legal definition of “photocopier” is at issue.

8) How insane is the nation of North Korea? Let’s take a look!

9) You might want to read this list before you head out on the roads this weekend.

10) Finally, the hamburger shoe because, well, why not?