1) She singlehandedly stopped more killings in this spree by picking up the phone and calling the cops, not by firing a weapon. Tell me again how guns in the home make you safer?
2) Israel fires 1100 rockets into Gaza. The Palestinians and Lebanese fire 550 back. So how does the media cover this?
3) The IRS scandal rears its ugly head yet again. No, this is not a story from last winter. Congress ordered the IRS to investigate this new attempt at dodging taxes. Congress got the investigation it ordered. Congress was unhappy it was targeting their supporters because, guess what? The guy who they put in charge of the investigation knew where the crimes were being committed and so did his job!
4) The Polar Vortex is coming. No, this is not a story from last winter, either. Still don’t believe in global warming, Teabaggers?
5) Say, how do you think conservatives will feel about this story?
6) Not that Obama is going to care, mind you. He’s finally starting to chop wood.
8) “Greetings, Professor Falken. Shall we play a game?”
9) OK, so we’ve had PEDs in baseball, football, weightlifting, even cycling…but walking?
10) Finally, another side effect of global warming? Kidney stones.
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