Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Now...Talk About Worrisome Things

Forget the panty-knotting over earthquakes.
 
A hurricane right down the gullet of New York City will create far more devastation and probably more deaths than 9/11.
 
That's a bet.
 
Irene has a fifty-fifty projection to hit the New York area as a hurricane. Four of eight scenarios show the eye of Irene passing either just over or just east of the city. One has it shoving itself right down our throats. Another has it hitting just outside the New York bight on the uppper Jersey shore. Both of those scenarios would create a potential storm surge of thirty feet (based on wind strength), which as it enters the Verrazano Narrows by Brooklyn and Staten Island would be amplified.
 
It would wipe out Manhattan below 14th Street, much of the Brooklyn and Queens waterfront and destroy the subway system.
 
 

The Case For Cutting Off Federal Aid To Israel

 
Made by an Israeli, albeit unwittingly, since Joel Braunold discusses private charitable contributions from foreign Jews to Israel.
 
Braunold has a point, of course. In a day and age of austerity, America can ill-afford to let Israel drink as deeply from the foreign and military aid trough as it used to, if at all. This is a very good time to reassess our commitment to a nation who's people, with some reluctant ignorance by the government, continual intrude on areas we've consistently deemed to be non-Israeli.
 
Israel saw an increase in millionaires of 20% between 2009 and 2010. Re-read that. If there were 100, there are now 120. But there are 10,000, 16 of whom count as billionaires with a collective net worth of $45 billion dollars.
 
Individual tax rates in Israel top out at 44%, I should point out (at an income level equivalent to $96,000), but corporate tax rates are only 25% or so (compared to a nominal 35% in America, even tho no one pays either rate). Israel also has a VAT of 16% imposed at every level of the goods finishing process.
 
And yet, the rich are still getting richer. And unemployment stands at 7% or so, significantly lower than the US. Higher taxes, more jobs. Funny how that works!
 
In 2007, the US ended economic aid to Israel, based in large part on the precursors to these developments: an economic boom that seems unaffected by world events.
 
President Obama has increased Israeli military assistance in his 2011 budget proposal to $3 billion, with an additional $3 billion in loan guarantees. But he's frozen arms sales until progress is made in the peace process, which explains Israel's sudden interest in making nice with the Palestinians. Events between Egypt and Israel will likely unfreeze some of that aid, which brings the question "Did Israel provoke the conflict?" into sharp contrast.
 
And of course, there's always something brewing in the Gaza.
 
Now, I understand the strategic advantage having a foothold, particularly a coastal foothold, in the Middle East and would not propose cutting off all aid to Israel.
 
But really...people here are suffering. Let the billionaires take care of some of this stuff.

Earth...quake?

 
In my 26th floor office, it felt like a subway train derailed some 28 stories below me. Empty chairs remained perfectly still. A souvenir softball on my shelf remained still. The water in my cup barely rippled.
 
People panicked.
 
I'm not sure if it's because I've been in earthquakes, both here in New York City and in California, or I've been on dive boats that rocked so hard I thought they'd capsize, or (and this is the biggie) I went to a concert at Shea Stadium in 1983 featuring the Police where the stadium bounced so hard that I thought it would collapse, but all I know is I said "Hm. Earthquake," and went back to typing.
 
I was alone in the office. I hadn't been ten minutes earlier.
 
Sad.

Photogeekiness

 
OK, this is an interesting development in the world of photography: the first mirrorless mirrored camera.
 
Let me explain. In your typical SLR (or DSLR now), your viewfinder shows what your lens picks up using a series of mirrors that reflect the image up, and then back to the viewfinder (the single lens reflex function of the SLR). This was a substantial improvement over much older viewfinders which required the photographer to somehow compensate for the slight offset between the direct viewfinder (a mini-telescope) and the image.
 
Trouble is, that first mirror. If it stays in place when you take a picture, it blocks the lens. Most lens manufacturers have it flip up and out of the way, which is fine for most snapshots, but it creates a slight vibration that can ruin precision shooting, like macro photography or extreme telephotography.
 
It can ruin a shooter's day, let me tell you.
 
Anyway, this new camera from Sony uses a translucent mirror that allows most of the light through to the lens while diverting a slight amount of it to the viewfinder.
 
The hitch? No viewfinder. Instead, it's a live view OLED panel on the back of the camera. Which sucks, because you'll be holding the camera away from your eye, destablizing the camera and...creates a slight vibration that can ruin precision shooting.
 
So close...so very very close...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

In Ice Hockey, You Take A Stick To Your Mouth...

 
...you lose a couple of teeth, gets a few stitches and you've missed a shift.
 
In baseball, a moth can put you on the disabled list. Almost.

Dammit!

 
 
And something cool suffers, as a result.

Curiously, "The Check Is In The Mail" Did Not Make The List

 
But then, neither did WMDs, Al Qaeda in Iraq or Anthrax making a good album.
 
 

At Least He Didn't Put His Eye Out

 
Former child actor discovers body in hotel room

EARTHQUAKE!

 
I've felt worse shaking at a Police concert in '83, when I swore Shea Stadium was going to collapse.
 
It was nothing, but the entire city is in a pan-- OK, a bunch of cowards from my office irrationally decided to shut the office down.
 
A deadly blizzard? No problem, you can make it in. A shaking that DIDN'T EVEN MOVE A SOUVENIR BALL ON A SHELF?
 
PANIC!!!!!!!!!!
 
This just in....Lady Gaga and Bono have teamed up for a benefit telethon for the earthquake ravaged East Coast....this story is developing...

I Just Hope The Monkey's Name Wasn't "Caesar"

 
Search for missing monkey called off
 
What could possibly (Outbreak!) go (Planet of the Apes!) wrong?

The GOP Field Becomes More Mundane

 
George *YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN* Pataki might announce this weekend
 
Pataki puts rocks to sleep.

Quiet Victories

 
While I agree with Friedersdorf's overarching point here, the simple fact is, the American attention span is so short, people only remember that we won.

You Think Energy Prices Have YOU Down?

 
The universe is running out of gas.

In America, Hotels Have Space

 

I'm Struggling To Make A Joke With This

 
But there's got to be one in there:
 
 
Something about skewering and spits....

Opening A New Font In The War On....

 
.....errrrr, fonts.
 
Personally, I'm not sure I trust a book by an author named after a musical group and a cartoon....

Damned If "I Do," Damned If "I Don't"

 

Ya Might Have Picked Someone Who's, You Know, Actually Won A Case?

 
Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, has hired an attorney in connection with the Senate investigation to the market collapse of 2008.
 
Will we see bankstahs frog-marched to jail? Stay tuned...

A Little Bit Of Monica

 
I expect the harrumphing to begin by noon, EDT, over the President's choice of books while on vacation.

The beleaguered American president will be relaxing in Martha's Vineyard with his family and an eclectic collection of books, from Woodrell's tales of detective Rene Shade taking on "hit men, porn kings, a gang of ex-cons, and the ghosts of his own checkered past", to Isabel Wilkerson's charting of the migration of black citizens from America's deep south, The Warmth of Other Sons.

I'll say this in advance: what is it about sex that Teabaggers can't even read about someone reading about it?

 

Gee...Think This Might Work Here?

 
The French uberwealthy want more taxes.
 
See, there's something about a true revolution...not that America's was a slouch, but stick with this for a moment...where a people rise up against (here it comes) its own government to demand change.
 
The French Revolution was, in essence, the sea-change the American was not. The American Revolution was the landed gentry being tired of their responsibilities to a king 3,500 miles away who really paid them no mind. The French Revolution was the people's revolution, where a nation stood up against its own resident king and said "Enough!"
 
People were starving. "Let them eat cake." Rising food prices, higher energy costs and poor infrastructure to even ship food to rural areas, as well as a growing disparity in income equality and a monumental national debt all contributed to a circumstance that finally snapped.
 
Add to this the resentment of the working and middle classes to the elites, nobles, and wealthy, and the rejection of doctrinaire religion (Catholicism) holding sway over public policy, and you have your basic powderkeg.
 
Why does this sound so much like present day America? A government out of touch with its people, a people divided into economic strata that are growing apart, and the injection of fundamentalism into public policy.
 
Twain (apocryphally, via Colombo) said it best, "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
 
Given French history, it's no surprise that the wealthy in France want to do something to help out. Another Revolution, in a day and age when entire fortunes can be stolen with the click of a mouse, is probably pretty scary. Thomas Jefferson once said that when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
 
Our government does not fear us. Sarkozy, Bettencourt, and de Margerie do fear the French.
 
You know, you'd think the Teabaggers would be a pioneering group but when you're organized and motivated by the very people whom you serve, you're a sham, a fraud, a complete and utter tool of those who would keep you in servitude. Former government officials, leaders of the largest corporations on the planet, lobbyists and advisors all make up the hierarchy that is the Tea Party.
 
The people underneath them don't have a Teapot to piss in, but that's not the problem of the Armeys and Kochs of the world, so long as they can keep them mad at the boogeymen: Muslims, Mexicans, 'Mericans.
 
That's not to say that there aren't Americans who have money who get it. Warren Buffett, arguably the richest man in the world, does, along with Bill Gates, Sr and several others. They understand what the French people have been born with: a tradition that a nation cannot stand on its own unless each of its citizens can stand on their own. History is replete with examples of nations that tried to hoard, to exploit their people for the benefit of insiders. 
 
Nations are not Amway. They are not a pyramid scheme. The very fact that you work in your job about as hard as the guy you work for should entitle you to a bit more than the crumbs off his table, because your work makes his life that much easier. A healthy society would recognize this. Europe certainly does.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Geeky Wow Things

 
Who'da thunk the Fibonacci sequence would have any practical use in applied science and technology?
 
And yet, it may play an important part in fractal calculations...

A New Breakthrough

 
It looks ALS...Lou Gehrig's Disease...is finally coming under the control of medical science.

Interesting

I'd hope we'd be out of our Great Recession by 2020!
 
More likely, it's justifying the capital expenditures now, in the face of massive layoffs and unemployment, to generate jobs later this decade. If we were talking shovel-ready projects, this would be a bad decision. For now, not so much.

And Yet, They Couldn't "Afford" To Bail Out Homeowners

 
This program was on top of TARP.
 
But HAARP was the program that got people all wired up. Meanwhile, banks are profitable and homeowners are delinquent

Sounds Like "He Said, He Said" To Me

 
 
If you believe Assange, Domscheit-Berg was working with international intelligence agencies.
 
If you believe Domscheit-Berg, Assange failed to provide sufficient protections to the leakers of the documents, which included the Bank of America scandal that was never released.
 
I tend to lean with Domscheit-Berg, in that Assange may have become blinded by his anger and eagerness to release the documents-- remember how he touted them left and right?-- but it's very possible Assange is correct.
 
Or, they may both be right. Either way, we've lost a treasure of information.

Vladi Was Stalk

 
While I can't say I blame him...after all, you have to feed your own people first...Putin's actions seem to be provocative and premature.

Alien Visitors: Our Friends

 
Possibly, but probably not
 
Give this some thought: apart from curiousity, there's really only one reason to visit this rock so close to a star: inhabitability.
 
Minerals, water, even gases can more easily be culled from the moons of Jupiter and Saturn, which have lower gravity wells and no population to battle... as far as we can tell. Metals can be grabbed out of asteroids practically for free by robotic miners.
 
But only the earth is in the sweet spot of being neither too close or too far from the star. A hostile visit would almost certainly entail an invasion, with most likely the elimination of the human species (the only one capable of defending the planet from space invaders before they got here.)
 
That said, the chances of an alien civilization reaching across billions of miles to take over our planet would be on the order of hitting the lottery twice in one week.
 
Without buying a ticket either time.

I've Always Like Warren Buffett

 
Join him at United For A Fair Economy and help take a bite out of the rich.

Catching Up

So I heard Rick Perry jumped in the race while I was away.
 
And now rumour has it George Pataki might toss a feeler out.
 
So, um, why are Republicans so unified in their contempt of the choices available?

Surrender, Moamar! (So We Can Get On Fixing America)

It looks like it's all over but the shouting in Libya.
 
It's a weird world we live in, all of a sudden. It seems like, for so long, we've been battling one extremist dictatorship after another. Now all we seem to have left as adversaries are Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong-Il, and Kim looks like he's pretty much neutralized by his own megalomania. Who's left? Chavez, who's barely a blip of a threat to US interests-- and in fact, extends a hand to the poor of this nation thru Citgo oil? Castro? Some tin-pot African terror?
 
It's a weird world when the biggest threat to world stability is the United States.
 
I say that rather hyperbolic statement to look at a domestic conflict inherent in this age.
 
For some reasons, America requires boogeymen. If it's not minorities and immigrants, it's "them." We seem to be unique in this regard. No other nation has waged war quite as frequently in the past 50 years as the US. When we are united in conflict, it seems, it is the only time when we are truly united. When we are not, we fall apart. When it was "the Japs and Hun," well, we rose to the occasion. Or the "Russkies."
 
We invent political theories designed to create conflict: Brinksmanship, the Domino Theory, Manifest Destiny...these are not the slogans of a healthy, peaceful nation-- like, say, the New Deal or the Fair Deal or New Frontier-- but one of a savage and brutal regime. It's not healthy for us to be picking on fourth rate tyrannies by putting lipstick on them and calling them the second coming of Hitler.
 
That's not to say we do not have a role as a military power in ousting repressive and brutal regimes, but here's the thing: in doing so, we skew our own sensibilities and attitudes to more brutality and repression.
 
And if you don't believe me, just take a look at The PATRIOT Act.
 
We ought to exercise this power judiciously.
 
So now that we've pretty much run the table, note what's happening internally: we're finding boogeymen in our borders. And aspects of our society are waging wars against "them."
 
Liberals, minorities, women, homosexuals, the poor, all have come under the gun from select conservatives sectors of society. All while our corporate overlords...the ones who made money on all those military drubbings overseas...laugh and count the money they're squirreling away after screwing you and me, liberal and conservative, straight and gay, white, black, Latino, poor, rich...OK, not that last, but you get the point.
 
And yes, while the right has a lion's share of the blame to accept here, we ought to take a minute and realize the left has to stop demonizing the low-normals who populate many of the slimier regions of right wing philosophy: they are there not out of a sense of duty, but out of a manipulated sense of "moral" outrage, brought on by the corporatocracy and enhanced by useful idiots like the Blogosphere and FOX News.
 
It's no surprise to me how many of these right-wing asshat pundits claim to have been "former liberals." They thought they could get laid then, and when it turned out it wasn't a free pass to sex (or money or what have you) they turned coats and became conservatives, figuring those folks were stupider.
 
Leeches, the bunch of them. We ought to find a way to isolate them from the general population then get to work fixing the damage they've created and bringing people to the truth of their nation.

Friday, August 19, 2011

See You Soon!

Drum fish w nudibranch by actor212
Drum fish w nudibranch, a photo by actor212 on Flickr.

Vacation is nearly over. This drum fish haz a sad that I'm leaving.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Friday, August 12, 2011

Nobody Asked Me, But...

 
1) I concur with John Dickerson: Romney won the debate last night by being the adult in the room, and staying focused. As much as I'm convinced Obama will remain in office when the dust settles, assuming Romney is the candidate debates between the two ought to be dandies.
 
2) Why am I convinced that Obama will win? S&P tells me so. That the Teabaggers have created the current mess we're in, from Norquist's "tax pledge" to Bachmann's ridiculous "vindication," tells me the American people will touch unicorn shit long before they vote Republican in 2012. Also, you have to know this is going to bite Romney on the ass.
 
3) After all the ups and downs of the market this week, it's remarkable that we're essentially where we were last Friday.
 
4) I am continually stunned by the ingenious Stephen Colbert. His latest campaign to throw a monkey wrench in the Iowa beauty pageant this week is a master stroke. Think about it: Rick Perry is not officially on the ballot. He'd have to be chosen as a write-in candidate. By asking the Nation to write in Perry's name, but to spell it "Parry" ensures that those votes become null and void, basically a protest vote that none of the above are worthy of the nomination. I'll be following this development.
 
5) Run, Liz! Run!
 
6) The politically correct Mitt Romney goons are banning books!
 
7) Thank you, Madam Minority Leader, for restoring some faith in the Soopersekrit Budjit Comedy.
 
8) Hey, everyone! Here's an idea for saving money! Have fewer disasters! No. Really. Blount said that, kinda.
 
9) Revelation 13:17; “And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.”
 
10) OK, technically, he was bitten in Mexico, but Dracula isREAL!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

London To Sydney In An Hour?

 
Looks like the military will be deploying to the next theatre in record time...

The Truth Is Out There

 

The Question Must Be Asked

 
 
How DID Meghan McCain get into Columbia?
 

He Might Want To Consider Shopping At Target

 
This guy gets wood going to Wal-Mart

Sad Statistic

 
Things have gotten so bad that, if they had to go to an ER, and the bill came to $1,000, nearly two-thirds of Americans would not be able to afford it.

The NY Times Gets It Right On Wisconsin

Like it or not, the Democrats won Tuesday night. A partial victory? Yes, but a win nonetheless:

Five months after Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin pushed through a law stripping public unions of their bargaining rights, the Republican Party has paid a price. Two of the state senators who backed the law were thrown out of office by voters on Tuesday and replaced with Democrats. Mr. Walker’s opponents did not succeed in turning over the Senate, but it was still an impressive response to the governor’s arrogant overreach.

[...] Mr. Walker and his colleagues tried to paint the unions as unwilling to sacrifice a bit of their pensions and health benefits in rough fiscal times. It was heartening to see more than 160,000 Wisconsin voters reject that false notion. The unions had already agreed to significant concessions on both; what the Republicans really wanted was to break their organizing ability by ending bargaining on anything except wages and limiting raises to inflation.

Here's the thing: civil servants surrender the opportunity to make a market wage when they accept a civil service job. They are, de facto, austerity measures that governments avail themselves of.

In consideration of this surrender of this opportunity, the government provides two things: 1) job security, and 2) awesome benefits. The job security is a reward for the past consideration of having worked at lesser wages in the same position that the private sector would pay a premium for. The benefits, like healthcare, is a prophylactic measure to entice civil servants to not look elsewhere for employment. Necessarily, these have to be juicier than the benefits available to a private sector worker, else what's the point in paying a lower wage? People will simply leave for better jobs.

It's kind of a win-win: the government gets a budget savings. The employee gets a job for life, free dental and eyecare, and a nice pension at the end of it all.

Until conservative asshats liek Governor Walker decide to get greedy. This is where unions step in. A municipal union serves many functions, but primary among these is a bulwark against the political tides that threaten to disrupt good governance. The idea behind lifetime employment, the lower wage/bigger benefit scenario, is to foster stability on the part of the staff.

Implicit in that is the need to protect that staff from the political vagaries of different political views overseeing their work. Note, this is not a policy decision, which can and should be appropriately changed with new administrations. No, it's about keeping the people in place who will provide continuity to those changes.

Also implicit in this "contract" is the need for the staff to know that they are being treated fairly. Clearly, Walker missed this lesson in B-school (if he ever bothered to attend one.) If you want good work, don't screw your workers.

Walker screwed his workers. He's going to now pay a price. Moreover, so will Winsonsinites, which is why so many of them, maybe even most of them, are so pissed off at him.

 

Solar Flare Headed To Earth

 
This is not a repeat from last week. And we were hit Tuesday in the upper atmosphere.
 
It looks like this one will hit with a glancing blow on August 11 (tonight). We were lucky. This one fired away from us, or it would have been a killer.
 
 
If we make it that far. 

Y'Know, This Sounds Real Impressive

 
Until you realize the dive site is only under about seven feet of water. He really didn't even need equipment

Startling

 
Remember that woman whose face was pretty much torn off in a chimp attack?
 
She's healed from the transplant surgery. Quite remarkable.

Boener Ponies Up

 
Well, so much for the SooperSekritDetKommittee!

Finally, Some Level-headed Thinking

 
The riots in England don't appear to be racially-motivated or just young punks without jobs in a long hot summer...well, maybe a little of the latter:

The riots and fires consuming London are a story about senseless violence and crime. They are also a story about urban politics, race relations, education inequality, and British culture and society. But underneath all of that, they are part of an economic story that is universal.

For the last year, Great Britain has embraced austerity to a degree that would make some American conservatives blush. The purpose of shrinking government was to reduce debt. But the effect has been to kill the economy. With the UK tottering on the razor's edge of recession, consumer confidence is at a record low, unemployment is rising, and even the most optimistic economists predict one-percent expansion for the rest of the year.

The scourge of young restlessness growing in this noxious petri dish is potent enough to have a nickname. The British call them the NEETs, as in "Not in Education, Employment, or Training." Last year, British Employment Minister Chris Grayling called chronic youth unemployment a "ticking time bomb." That bomb is way past ticking.

Imagine you're twenty (and if you are, I envy you, and don't envy you, all at once). You're sat at home, watching the tube, and seeing news reports about corporation after corporation making money hand over fist. Banks and auto companies getting bailouts. Nations completely unrelated to your situation getting emergency loans from your country, among others, to tide them over.

And you wonder, "Why am I not getting some of that?" (or words to that effect)

You get a little angry. You go out to get some air and run into your mates. You walk downtown to the high street, and see the shops lined with fine jewelry, and computers, and phones, and you wonder when you'll ever be able to afford any of that. Sure, you'd love a job, you've looked hard but there just aren't any to be had. Companies aren't hiring. But they're pocketing gobs of money. Why? Why are corporations trying to tear the very fabric of life apart out of greed?

You head down to pub because you have a few quid in your pocket left over from the dole you got and carefully parceled out last week, and get a pint. The lads join you, one or two sipping your beer when you're not looking because they can't afford one themselves. The barkeep takes pity and buys a round for his loyal customers who are having a go at long term unemployment.

And the conversation turns to work. Or not work, rather. Someone, Ginger maybe, makes a joke about how Greece would be out of work if it lived in Brixton. You laugh, but you feel angry.

The anger swells as you boys take the piss on each other, have some fun, horse around, blow off some steam. It's late now, shops are closing. You slip out of pub and start heading home, crossing the high street again. The windows look so inviting. So very inviting.

A stranger, someone you've not seen around, staggers past, and stumbles into you. He mutters "'Scuse me," but your trigger just's been fired...

It's not hard to write the script of the riot. Sure, there was a killing involved, the macroeconomic version of the stranger bumping you, but in truth, it could have been anything. Another wave of layoffs. Another hacking scandal. Anything to remind people that we've become small cogs in a machine that grinds us up until it's time to replace us with a younger, faster model.

And those younger faster models have tempers.

There's a racial aspect of this, to be sure:

"Educated youth have been in the vanguard of rebellions against authority certainly since the French Revolution and in some cases even earlier," Jack A. Goldstone, a sociologist at George Mason University School of Public Policy, told journalist Peter Coy in February. If that's true, we are only in the first chapter of a worldwide rebellion against lost opportunities for the young. In North Africa and the Middle East, people aged 15-29 make up the largest share of the population ever. In Iran, they account for a third of the country. In Jordan, Egypt and Morocco, they make up 30 percent.

What about us? One in five Americans are between 15 and 29-years old. And one in five of those Americans are unemployed. For minorities and the under-educated, the picture is much worse. Black teenagers have an unemployment rate of 44 percent, twice the rate for white teens.

Minority populations tend to be undereducated, is the takeaway, which means underemployed, and underserviced by governments. That's just a fact. Civil unrest can start anywhere, but it usually starts with the educated (who know what's going on and start talking about it earlier) and moves onto the populace.

Ironically, crime has dropped since 2008 in the United States, but it would be premature to say we will be immune to the troubles in England (and soon, Spain, France and Italy). One big reason crime hasn't been an issue yet is Barack Obama and the youth vote he garnered. His presence in the White House has been a bulwark. People believe (perhaps wrongly, perhaps not) that he is sensitive to the needs of the young and unemployed.

It's not a matter of if, but when, we start seeing this kind of violence. And what triggers it? We're rounding the corner on summer, which has traditionally been when we've had violent outbursts, but give the markets a few more weeks of this nonsense and we may see it sooner rather than later.
 

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Did George Soros Screw Barack Obama?

 

Remember: You're Not Just Sleeping With Him

 
You're sleeping with all his buds.

An Exercise In Causality

 
Sleep apnea leads to dementia.
 
Obesity leads to sleep apnea.
 
Lack of exercise and improper diet leads to obesity.
 
Teabaggers eat junk food and blog from their mom's basement all day (exhibit A: Jonah Goldberg)
 
Teabaggers are demented QED

Oh, Fercrissake! You're 83!

 
They're going to sag, but now the ladies are going to look like someone tied two rocks to your shoulders!
 
Granted, it's only $8,000, and you have four kids, twelve grandkids and thirteen great-grandkids so it wouldn't go far, but that money might have been better spent buying them all a nice Thanksgiving dinner, if you absolutely need to feel younger.

Stay Classy, CBS

 
Actual headline:

Blood tests to predict baby's gender shown to work: Will abortion rate soar?

 
*rolling eyes*

Given Their Prior Successes...

 
...I'd call this a credible "terrorist" threat.
 
(I realize I may draw some attention from them for using "terorrist" but a) it's not inaccurate and b) I suspect on some level they're flattered.
 
However, should my blog suddenly disappear....)

Fools And Their Money

(Understanding that this is being typed at 10:30AM, so who knows how accurate it will be, but it's my best guess at the moment)
 
Anybody who bought in the market this week is a fool. Or worse.
 
Here's the thing: events of the past six days tell me that there's panic even in the smart money houses. Let's follow the S&P downgrade story for a moment.
 
Last Thursday, S&P submits to the Treasury Department a draft memo of its downgrade announcement (ignore the $2 trillion error. It really is irrelevant.)
 
Treasury, headed by a bunch of former Wall Street execs, leaks word to their contacts on the Street. Those people, the "smart" money, sell off as best as they can and stash cash and gold. Market drops 500 points. Nobody, least of all yours truly, understood why that happened. We couldn't know. The markets are supposed to operate with perfect knowledge of all events. No one is supposed to get inside information.
 
Here's the set-up: if you don't understand why a market moves the way it does, don't base any decisions on what happens next.
 
But Friday was like any other day on Wall Street, where people looked forward to the weekend and l imagine figured Thursday was a one-off drop, possibly triggered by some "flash crash," some computer program that triggered another program that triggered another program...it's happened before...and there were bargains to be had. Buy! Buy! Buy! Like little guppies following the hand trailing flakes into the bowl...
 
The market rose a little. People went home happy. Then S&P spoke up.
 
Way to ruin a weekend, guys. The curious thing about this is, Moody's (the other major player in credit ratings) has been circumspect about lowering or even commenting on the mess.
 
So Monday happened. If you ever want to understand panic and how people behave, study Monday's stock indices. Again, if you didn't understand why the market moved up Friday (and you really couldn't unless you knew why the market collapsed Thursday), don't buy into it. The smart money was shorting their asses off, I bet.
 
Monday's collapse was understandable and apparent. It should have continued yesterday, but didn't a) because the big boys shored up the market (especially the bonds on Monday and Tuesday) and b) panic makes smart people do stupid things. We got a breather from the Fed, as I said this morning.
 
I didn't think it would last until Friday. I overestimated how calm the markets might be at this news.

It's Official!

 
Teabaggers are space cadets!
 
Even hear of the "X Prize," idiots?

What A Load Of Horseshit

 
Brendan O'Neill ought to be ashamed of himself.
 
I can sum up the trigger for the riots in a simple sentence: "The banks got theirs! Where's our help????"
 
You want to talk about "coddled," talk to me about "too big to fail," chum.
 
Now go hitch up your training panties and play outside. Adults need to talk.

Remember The Clinton Impeachment?

 
I'm thinking the Republicans do now.

Mad Max? Really?

 
Harry Reid's three warriors for the Fellowship Of The Bling have been chosen:

In the first of what will be a closely watched selection process for a powerful new deficit panel, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announced he will appoint Democratic Sens. Patty Murray (Wash.), Max Baucus (Mont.) and John Kerry (Mass.) as his three choices for a super committee charged with finding more than $1 trillion in spending cuts by the end of this year.

Baucus? Really?

Baucus is disturbingly pro-business for a Democrat. He was in favor of the citizen rape that was the bankruptcy reform bill, opposed single-payer healthcare, voted against the repeal of tax credits for companies that outsource American jobs, and has among the most former staffers working as lobbyists in DC of any member of the Senate.

This is the guy we want to help secure our financial future?

 

Ducking Bullets

 
Incumbency usually proffers benefits to the officeholder, like almost guaranteed re-election. This is how Wisconsin's recall elections should be viewed. Democrats took the GOP down a peg, tho, and so the next general election ought to be a doozy.
 
Nate Silver predicted this before the results were in:

On the other hand, Mr. Walker carried the six districts on Tuesday’s recall ballot by an average of 13 percentage points in 2010 — better than his statewide margin of 6 percentage points. If Democrats were to split the vote across these districts about evenly, that would be a reasonably troubling sign for Mr. Walker, however many of the seats Democrats actually win.

The Results? (incumbents listed first)

Alberta Darling 54%    Sandra Pasch 46%

Sheila Harsdorf 58%    Shelly Moore 42%

Luther Olsen 52%        Fred Clarke 48% 

Randy Hopper 49%      Jessica King 51%

Dan Kapanke 45%       Jennifer Shilling 55%

Robert Cowles 60%    Nancy Nusbaum 40%

Mixed bag, I'd say, but if I was Walker, I'd be a little alarmed. Lost two, almost lost a third, in districts he won pretty handily (except Kapanke's, in which he barely had a plurality.)

The "Good" News?

 
OK, Good news/bad news time:
 
The good news: the Fed has promised to maintain a near-zero discount rate for funds banks borrow overnight until middle 2013 if the economy remains sluggish.
 
The bad news: the Fed has promised to maintain a near-zero discount rate for funds banks borrow overnight until middle 2013 if the economy remains sluggish?!
 
As futile, symbolic gestures go, this is a good one. The Fed had to do something to show it still had skin in the game, and by lifting uncertainty over whether every month we would see a rate hike, it accomplished that goal.
 
The markets responded appropriately. Or did they?
 
The initial instinct was to tank stocks. Then, as the punditry put it, the markets re-read the memo and somehow realized the import.
 
The initial instinct was the correct one. The second wave of buying which saw the market reverse losses yesterday and nearly make up the collapse from Monday, was merely some big money folks deciding the market needed some bolstering, some confidence building.
 
Why? Because there's money to be taken from the suckers yet.
 
I think the Fed blew it, big time yesterday, but I'm taking a macro-perspective. The Fed has a hammer and market collapses all look like nails to the Fed. Nail them down with low interest.
 
That low interest rate has been in place since Dec. 17, 2008. It hasn't exactly thrilled the markets, or coaxed banks into loosening up their lines of credit. Nor has it done much to keep the debt down, except to keep debt service from piling on faster.
 
Operative word there is "faster".
 
Similarly, the bond markets have manipulated by some heavy hitters, some intentionally, some just seeking a life vest in a stormy sea and watching the bond markets firm up, throwing their money there. This is how smart money becomes dumb money.
 
What the Fed did was the equivalent of handing us an umbrella in a hail storm. It will provide a moment's relief, buy us a little time to look around and think. The thing it will NOT do is provide anything close to long term shelter. Even a tin shed would have done that.
 
Here's what I'd like to see the Fed do in order to really give comfort and reassurance to the markets, and maybe even create a few jobs in the process.
 
Print. Money.
 
That's all they have to do. No quantitative easings, buying up short-term debts with long term debts. No releasing drips and drabs from the monetary reserves hoping an increase in the money supply will coax banks to lend (altho the time for that looks like it may be long past).
 
We need to trigger inflation. We need to force employers into the embarrassing position of hiring people simply because their profits have a predictable rise. Right now, companies are sitting on stacks of cash, waiting for the economy to collapse again. We simply prevent that by throwing money into the system. It's called "monetizing the debt," where the Fed simply snaps up public debt. No trades, no exchanges, no "easings." You retire the debt which is now cash money in the money supply.
 
Without getting too technical here, this will also be a boon for the average American who owes more money than he has: debts because less valuable to the lender, and can be paid back with "cheaper" money (if need be, I'll expand on this in comments, but for a really good explanation of the process, continue the link I just posted.)
 
In effect, it become a transfer of wealth from the banksters and the rich to the middle classes. It's essentially a tax increase.
 
There are problems, of course: anyone living on a fixed income from bonds will have to make adjustments, but if they are receiving Social Security, much of the shortfall would be made up with the cost of living adjustments inflation would trigger. And there is always a significant risk of long-term inflation because deficits are extensive and extensive. However, I think at this point, something is better than nothing, and it certainly doesn;t have to be the whole $14 trillion.
 
Just a trillion, maybe two or even three. That's our tin shed. Then we can get serious about reducing the deficit.

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

London Calling

I've been hesitant to comment on the London riots. This is not a time for knee jerk reactions or speculations.
 
I will say this: the riots eerily resemble the ones the United States went through in the wake of the deaths of Martin Luther King, Jr. and Robert F. Kennedy, when people, young people particularly, lost a lot of hope and idealism about the future. Much innocence was torn away, replaced by much fear. Those riots morphed into the campus anti-war protests.
 
Government was scared of people back then. It will not surprise me when these riots come to our own doorsteps because right now, our government does not fear us and they should.
 
People are angry, and anger has a direct emotional conduit from fear. Fear is the base emotion for all negative thinking in the world. No one gets angry out of love. No one kills anyone else for love. We do all these things and more out of fear, fear of loss in particular.
 
And its understandable. What's also understandable is a loss of innocence in America. When Barack Obama was elected President, we wanted to believe in hope and change.
 
He's tried. I believe he's tried his level best, others will disagree with that assessment, but it really doesn't matter. At the end of the day, we're all scared. Even the Teabaggers.
 
The only way this nation, this world, is going to avoid the inevitable...you know what I'm talking about, and we're much closer to the precipice than eevn I think we are...is to calm down a little, take a breath, hitch up our pants and get to work on solving the problem. The best antidote to fear is accomplishment. We must start working together to create something.
 
That something? Is a civilized society. One where ideas are not laughed out of hand, no matter how evidently stupid they are. They can be mocked, but at the end of the day the person proposing them deserves to be dissuaded from his or her idiocies responsibly.
 
Anything else just inflames fear.
 
Fear builds walls. Peter Gabriel once said in a concert I attended that something along the lines of "You can build walls to keep people away, but inevitably you will build them so high, you cannot get out."
 
The markets are tumbling. The economy is flat-lining. The government is frozen by the efforts of a tyrannical minority of yahoos who are louder (and angrier and therefore more fear-filled) than we are.
 
This. Must. Stop.
 
Now.
 
You can pitch in. It's not hard. It starts at home, with your family and friends. Show the strength of your convictions. Express the love in your heart, the belief that at the end of it all, we'll all get through this together.
 
It's infectious. It works.
 
Go do it. JUST do it.
 
We have work cut out for us.

Your Daily Dose Of Family Values

 
Sarah Palin's son Track has a baby. Barely legitimate. Barely.

Today's Lesson For Life

 
How to commit suicide while you're under a suicide watch.

Ever Helpful There, ABC News

 
Rather than rally public opinion to raising taxes on the wealthy and perhaps save the nation from starvation, ABC News seeks out compromise.

Michelle Bachmann Needs An Enema

That's the conclusion I draw from the photograph on the cover of Newsweek this week, which unsurprisingly looks like nearly every other photograph of her smiling you'll ever see.

Actually, This May Do More To Calm The Rioting Than All The Tear-Gas In The World

 
Women's volleyball. Right outside Number 10 Downing Street.

What Do You Do When Your Robot Car Crashes?

 
Blame the other guy, of course!

American Nihilism

 
Looks like Nancy Pelosi is gearing up for a fight.

Her points were these: She is deeply dissatisfied with the debt deal and the deficit-reducing supercommittee it creates. She believes Republicans are essentially political nihilists, and she has plans to prevent them from winning again. And she is intensely focused on jobs and growth.

Today's Right Wing Panty Twisting Is Brought To You By....

 
Alexandra Burns.
 
I mean, Alexander.
 
It's not like Romney's making it hard to assassinate his character, chump.