ANNOUNCING THE FIRST SLB BLOG CONTEST

In light of the recent wave of growing balls by mainstream journalists determined to counteract the Propaganda Arm of the Bush White House (aka Fox News), I've decided to hold a contest.

The first and only prize will be a DVD copy of Orwell Rolls In His Grave, and winner's choice from either of my two Cafe Press stores:

M*O*S*H 7734

Or...

Young And Hung

Now, some of the ground rules.

The obvious names, Faux News, or FucksNews, or variations on those themes, are prohibited.

Unless you can make it a really clever and obscure. And funny!

Bonus points will be awarded for in some way shape or form indicating that Fox is a propaganda outlet, like Al-Jazeera, or Pravda.

Be creative! It doesn't have to be limited to keeping the "Fox" in "Fox News", so long as it clearly indicates that you're referring to Fox News.

(An example: Bob Raissman of the NY Daily News refers to the YES Network as "Al-Yankzeera". It makes the point, but doesn't even mention YES by name.)

So have at it, gang...Judge's decision final (and that's me), but I may put it up to a vote if I'm on the fence. Entries close.....hmmmmmmmmmmm...let's say Monday 9AM EDT.