Wednesday, September 28, 2005

BWAHAHAHAHAH! Score One For The Sinners!

Tip of the hat to Jesus' General for this one:

Maybe you recall Ashley Smith, the woman who was taken hostage in her own home and then sweet talked her way out of it and got him to give up in the name of Christ.

Ann Coulter, perhaps the most disgusting woman to walk this earth since Lucretia Borgia, wrote about Ashely Smith:
Smith knew all about Nichols' violent depredations from TV. Yet she saw him not as a monster, but as one of God's creatures. Most Christians -- most people -- have trouble seeing the humanity of people who take our parking spots. Smith could see God's hand in a multiple murderer holding her hostage. By showing him genuine Christian love, Smith turned Nichols from a beast to a brother in Christ.


ATLANTA Sep 27, 2005 — Ashley Smith, the woman who says she persuaded suspected courthouse gunman Brian Nichols to release her by talking about her faith in God, discloses in a new book that she gave him methamphetamine during the hostage ordeal.

Smith did not share that detail with authorities after she talked her way out of captivity.

In her book, "Unlikely Angel," released Tuesday, the 27-year-old Smith says Nichols had her bound on her bed with masking tape and an extension cord. She says he asked for marijuana, but she did not have any, so she dug into her illegal stash of crystal meth instead.

"Showing him genuine Christian love"...funny, I don't remember the crystal meth part of my catechism, do you?

I wonder what else she showed him....

She writes that she asked Nichols if he wanted to see the danger of drugs and lifted up her tank top several inches to reveal a five-inch scar down the center of her torso the aftermath of a car wreck caused by drug-induced psychosis. She says she let go of the steering wheel when she heard a voice saying, "Let go and let God."

So God drove her off the road and nearly killed her, huh?
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