"A CONSERVATIVE is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run." --Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard is an author who has some pretty memorable quotes attributed to him. You might recognize this one:
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive."
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
(Quotes courtesy of QuotationsPage.com. Hat tip to poster JillK. over at Jesus' General. Sorry Jill, your attribution link comes up self-referencing.)