Saturday, December 31, 2005

Obligatory New Year's Post

My Resolutions For 2006

1) To be more resolute.

2) To resolve more crises.

3) To have a resolution passed by a Democratic Congress.

4) To pass light thru a prism (look it up).

5) To change my monitor settings, thus increasing my....(all together now) resolution.

6) To win a court decision.

7) To turn my dissonant chords into consonant chords (you listening, Katrina?)

8) To economize my quantitative verse.

9) To go back and finish that jigsaw puzzle. Again.