Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Glorifying Stupidity

You want to understand how dumb Middle America can get? Here's video of exhibit A:

Ain't that America?

Now, I'm all for plucky cheerleaders helping their teams overcome enormous odds and keeping school spirits raised high in the rafters, but where the hell were the EMTs to tell her "Look, idiot, you've fallen on your back, fer Crissake! Would you stop moving until a doctor's checked you out? You don't want to be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, do you?"

No. Instead, this idiot is given a standing ovation by a bunch of liquor-fueled morons who were hoping she'd forget to smooth out her skirt (she didn't) so they could get a cheap look at her hooha while she lay their, semi-conscious, legs akimbo.

To reward them, she does a little stretcher dance. And check out the grinning cow in the still I posted...doesn't look particularly concerned, does she?

Eeesh. Dumb as a button, this one.

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