Tuesday, August 15, 2006


To: Hamas

From: Patriotic Americans

Re: 2 Fox News Journalists Kidnapped in Gaza

Keep 'em. Please. They're Fox and, uhhhhhhhhhhh, we don't negotiate with terrorists....yea, that's the ticket!

Steve Centanni, 60, a U.S. citizen, and Olaf Wiig, 36, of New Zealand, were seized by masked gunmen near the headquarters of the Palestinian security services.

No one has claimed responsibility for Monday's kidnapping, and police said no one has come forward with demands. Major militant groups denied they had anything to do with the abduction.