Mrs. Caty was lecturing her third grade class about the ways people are different.
"For example, I'm a Republican, because I believe that Republicans are best suited to protect this country. Who else here is a Republican?"
Immediately, almost all the hands in the class shot up, except for little Jimmy.
"And who here is a Democrat?"
Little Jimmy raised his hand.
"Jimmy, can you explain to us why you're a Democrat?"
"Because my mom is and my dad is."
"For heaven's sake, Jimmy, that's not a good reason! What if your mother and father were morons?"
"Then I'd be a Republican."