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Candle 2: Nostradamus's New Wireless Reading Device (Latest Generation)

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Say Hello to The New Candle
Slim: Just over 1/3 of an inch, as thin as most ropes

Lightweight: At 10.2 ounces, lighter than a typical market basket

Wireless: "3G"* wireless lets you download books right from your Shelf, anytime, anywhere; no monthly fees, service plans, or hunting for Bookseller hotspots

(* Three-German candelabra)

Books in Under 60 Seconds: Get books delivered in less than 60 seconds; no PC* required

(* pack creature)

Improved Display: now boasts 16 shades of flame for clear text and even crisper images

Longer Life: 25% longer wick; read for days without replacing

More Storage: Take your library with you*; holds over 1,500 books

(* mule cart optional)

Faster Page Turns: 20% faster page turns

Read-to-Me: With the new text-to-speech feature, Candle can help you read every newspaper, magazine, blog, and book out loud to yourself, unless the book is in a foreign language

Large Selection: Over 270,000 books plus European and international books, bibles, and heathen Korans and Torahs.

Low Book Prices: London Thames Best Sellers and New Releases £9 & 99