3) Could this be Adam Lanza, calling into a radio talk show a year before slaughtering a schoolfull of children with his legally-owned gun?
4) Well, at least our outsourced jobs are going to good people…
5) Seriously, now…KAPTOXA
8) This is your cell phone…in 1991.
9) Happy birthday, FLOTUS! Call me!
10) OMG! He traded in his Bitchin’ Camaro!