Friday, September 30, 2011

Nobody Asked Me, But...

 
1) Somewhat inevitable. Banks are going to get cut-throat about profits now. You'd *think* they'd be more grateful to the very people who bailed them out...
 
2) We get more Number 2s than a dung pile.
 
3) Anybody who reads this blog for even one day knows I'm all about the snark and the satire. That said, The Onion might have phrased that first tweet a little more carefully. Yes, they're a comedy site and yes, the subsequent tweets made it very clear that it was a joke, but they've done enough "serious" tweeting that one could be forgiven for thinking they were not making this up.
4) Another day, another dollar (drop)
 
5) The most important prizes of the year were handed out last night.
 
6) Good ol' Newt: Doubling down on Teh Stoopid
 
7) BREAKING NEWS out of Massachussetts! Warren is leaving the Senate race!
 
8) I wasn't lying!
 
9) A proposed border fence. No, not there. No, not proposed by them.
 
10) In Russia, surfer grab shark! I wonder if he gave it mouth-to-errrrr, teeth?

Thursday, September 29, 2011

For Want Of A Camcorder

 
I can confirm this story.
 
Altho I had a still camera when I shot this, I witnessed a wrasse pick up a small mollusc and repeatedly fling it against what appeared to be either a rock or a chunk of dead coral.
 
Tool using fish. They exist.

WARNING: Sports Post Ahead

 
I come down firmly on the side of "He should have finished the game," but I see the point of the other side.
 
See, Jose Reyes was not just in a battle to prove he was the best hitter in the National League yesterday.
 
He was struggling towards a new and bigger contract. Possibly with the Mets, probably not. Either way, he had a lot on the line, and by getting one, just one, hit, he pretty much guaranteed the title was his (his challenger, Ryan Braun, would have had to go three for four or better last night. He went 0-4)
 
As it turns out, he didn't even need to play. As it turns out, if he had gone 1-4, he still might have sewed up the title.
 
However, there is a school of thought that says you play if you can. I know I would have. I know plenty of other people who would have had the kind of pride in themselves to play, if only as a gift to the fans.
 
Fans that he may never see again but as a visiting player.

Better Learn To Settle, Mitt

 
They'll never like you. The best you can get is for them to accept you.

Um.

 

Ho-Hum, Another Terror Attack Foiled

 
I'm worried for the day when an actual committed and intelligent foe decides he wants to wreak havoc.

The Sauds Paid A Little Attention

 
I'm thinking King Abdullah looked around this spring and realized this sort of thing must stop.

Dissent Grows

 
One side effect of the Teabagger movement that I predicted two years ago was the rise of a leftie activist political movment.
 
 
Chicago. Denver. LA. All either started or slated to start soon to complement the protests on the actual Wall Street.
 
All without astroturfed money or influence. No Dick Armey. No Koch Brothers. Started out of a postal box in a UPS store.
 
Just kids. And anger. Lots of anger.
 
God bless 'em.
 
As the Teabaggers' influence wanes, we see now a true people's party forming. People can discern between a fraud, a scam, and a political movement. Indeed, if anyone missed the hint, when Rick Santelli started urging people to send in tea bags to the White House, wasn't it odd how quickly a framework and infrastructure for this protest sprang up?
 
The Teabaggers were doomed from the get-go. It was just a matter of how far down they'd drag this country before they evaporated.
 
Turns out, pretty far, mostly because we let them. We, the people, let them bully our national dialogue, and our national leaders. We, the people, complacently sat by wondering when SOMEbody would shut them up. We, the people, laughed at them then turned on the TeeVee to watch Snooki's exploits.
 
Meanwhile, they very nearly took down this nation. They fiddled while Rome burned and then turned and threw some more kindling on because, you know, their furniture was kinda old.
 
The best news? They got co-opted. Bought out. They sold what was left of their souls, their birthright, to the Republican party.
 
Oh, they can deny they did. Many do. Many swear they are "non-partisan," but push comes to shove, they'll inevitably talk up this Republican or that Conservative Republican. As people like Sarah Palin, and Eric Cantor, and Mickey Mouse...I mean, Bachmann, paid lip service to their concerns, these folks believed they were making a difference.
 
There are parallels to the Christian Coalition here:
 
1) A movement coalesces around some wealthy individuals (in the CC case, evangelicals) that purports to speak about issues important to thses constituencies,
 
2) Forces a "grassroots" movement onto those constituents.
 
3) ????
 
4) PROFIT!
 
The worst thing that can happen to the kids down on Wall Street, and in Denver and Chicago and LA, is a similar inculcation into the political mainstream. It will be hard to resist. We're already seeing signs that this movement is attracting political influence: Susan Sarandon, Cornel West, and Michael Moore have all made high profile visits to the protest on Wall Street.
 
Before you jump down my throat, this is not a bad thing: the protest had been working feverishly to generate some publicity (until Saturday's unfortunate and unnecessary violence,) and appearances by high profiles activists and leaders can only help.
 
I'm worried about the next step. What happens when the tempting offers start rolling in? We've seen it before on the left, as the lure of TeeVee time has co-opted some of our original blogstars like Amanda Marcotte and Markos Moulitsas.
 
A seat at the table in the Democratic party was a powerful lure to them, and I have no doubt that, when the OWS crowd starts gathering more momentum, the same urge will befall them. A chance to "affect policy"? Who wouldn't want to try to do that.
 
Only, I think we on the left have grown a little these past years: we've seen that the people in power are not necessarily our friends and certainly not our allies. When the chips are down and the cards revealed, they tank for the moneyed interests every time. The best hope we have for now is to let them know we're watching.
 
After all, they still need our votes.
 
For now.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Gamers Help Actual Scientists

 
No, this is not a repeat from last week

You Know What's Wrong With Teaching These Days?

 
 
Read the article. I think the authoress has a point.

Whether He's Real Or Not

 

OMG! INVASION!

 
 
(with photo of what a navy in a desert looks like)
 
Good ol' FOX, always trying to keep us, errrrrr, up-to-date?

Her Wifely Duty

 
Rick Perry's wife promises to blow him before next debate.
 

Oh no! They're Not Racist

 
After all, he called them "aborigines," not n**ggBONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

I Had To Laugh A Little

 
The Federal government has a recognition for scientists: The Early Career Award for Scientists and Engineers.
 
That's not the funny bit.
 
It was given to 94 scientists yesterday, including Linda Welbrecht, a psychologist specializing in addiction studies.
 
No, that's not the funny bit either.
 
Dr. Welbrecht does her work at the Ernest Gallo Clinic at University of San Francisco.
 
Ernest Gallo. One of the co-founders of the Gallo wineries.
 
Now THAT'S the funny bit.

MEMO To People Wishing To Read The Article

 
Let me save you the bother:
 
1) Look up.
 
 
3) Assume it's not an UFO.
 
4) If you don't see them, they ain't there.

Today's Edition Of "Things That Make You Go 'DUH!' "

 
More Americans are skipping medical care because it's just too damned expensive

This Class In American Western History Is Brought To You By....

 

That's The Way You Do It

 
You grab some experts and you show that you're working to help Americans

Used Tea Bags

 
Hm. You think the Koch brothers have run out of money?