Tuesday, July 11, 2006

A Massive Horde!

PROTESTERS TRASH TIMES

By TATIANA DELIGIANNAKIS
July 11, 2006 -- Dozens of protesters yesterday denounced The New York Times for disclosing details of anti-terror efforts by the Bush administration.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Also, neener, neener, neener leaps to mind.

You may recall that Michelle Malkin, she of the bug-eyed, "deranged serial killer" poses, harped about this massive protest to descend upon the Times like a flock of locusts to chew up and spit out the loony libs who reveal state secrets (leaked to them by high-ranking administration officials). Some "high profile assholes groups" were to attend:
The groups on board so far are Free Republic, Caucus for America, the Congress for Racial Equality, and Protest Warrior, NYC Chapter. We have reached out to several other groups as well, and are waiting to hear back from them.

All I gotta say is, did you want a hot-steamin' cup o' "shut the fuck up" to go with the egg on your face, beeyatch? The best you could do was to recruit a class from the local ESL institute to stand around holding a few signs up? How much did you pay them? I'm guessing less than minimum wage...

And to think, I was worried I might need 500 people to bust up this little, and I do mean, little tea party... Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.

UPDATE: Fox resident Business Jackass, Neil Cavuto, dedicated four minutes of precious airtime to this debacle. That's about a minute a protestor, by my count.
Even though the interview aired minutes before the protest was set to begin, and a video showed just one person protesting on the street in New York "dressed as Osama bin Laden kissing The New York Times," Cavuto and Spero spent nearly four minutes discussing the event.
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I may have to buy this moment dinner now...LOL!

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