By now, you've seen or heard or I've bored you with the incident at the World Cup finals Sunday, in which Zinedene Zidane head-butted a mafia thug an Italian player named Materazzi. Now come the various takes on it...
Zidane saves Materazzi from certain death!
It was an Italian conspiracy involving the world wide broadcast to cover the fact that Materazzi was drunk
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