Oh lord, we are not worthy of this technology, so we give thank to Your beneficence in providing us with a visionary who saw the PC and said "Let's fix that for the rest of us," ignoring the beseechers who said "No no! Make it for businesses!"
We see today the fruit of that early labor, as the Great Satan, Microsoft, lays off thousands, while Apple chugs along increasing its share price and profits. We thank you, Lord, for the great Jobs that you have given us and with the patience of Jobs, we eagerly await our reward in tech heaven.
In this we spray, Amen.