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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Remember "It Depends On The Definition Of 'Is'?"

Well, apparently Clarence Thomas is so stupid, he doesn't know what they definition of "make" is.

Posted by Carl at 6/14/2011 09:24:00 AM

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Remember "It Depends On The Definition Of 'Is'?"

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