Michele Bachmann is running for President, but gutless coward that she is, she couldn't just come out and say "I'm running."
Nope. It's "I've filed the papers necessary to make a run."
Which is weird, because she's made her reputation out to be someone who speaks plainly. There's an awful lot of nuance in a simple statement. She's still teasing her way into the race, and even though she's the hot topic of the day in the GOP, she still missed an opportunity to finish what Sarah Palin started last week: throw a body blow to Mitt.
But hey, at least I'll have plenty of material to work with the next year or so!