Monday, December 12, 2011

You've Probably Read That Whinging Screed

The investment manager "Mike" who couldn't understand why "Lauren" didn't want a second date.
 
The entire 1,600 word document can be summed up with this paragraph:

Am I sensitive person? Sure, I am. I think it's better to be sensitive than to be insensitive. There are too many impolite, insensitive people in the world.

Talk about missing the log in one's own eye.

 

A Disastrous Year

 
This year, the United States suffered twelve disasters with damage estimates that exceeded $1 billion dollars. That eclipses the previous record of nine set in 2008

Logrolling

With Union Support, OWS Targets Goldman Sachs At Pacific Ports

Goldman Sachs owns 49% of one of the largest port management companies in the world, SSA Marine.
 
With the support and blessing of the Transport Workers Union, the Occupy movement will shut the ports along the west coast of the US and Canada today.

Betcha Not

 
Here's the thing about the Mitt Romney bet, one of the stupidest utterances at a Republican presidential debate since, well, the last debate.
 
It lets the rest of the field come off as populist.
 
Eesh!
 
It's hard to believe that, after four years of preparation, hundreds of millions of his own money spent, and god knows how much travelling and eating rubber chicken, Romney's campaign will fold not because the latest Pokemon the Teabaggers threw had any effect, but because Romney managed to do what neither Bush managed to do: come off as an effete snob.
 
By now, you've heard the "joke," and the endless analysis by pundits from the left and right, so I'll spare you the recap, beyond reminding you that Mitt has the habit of putting his silver spoon up his ass.
 
Romney's off-hand braggadocio merely highlights a point about the Republican field: there is not one person in the top seven dwarves running who has clue one about what it means to work an honest day's job in modern America. Not one. That $10,000 bet, which is purt near the poverty line for an American worker, could just as easily have been made by Herman Cain, or Michele Mou--...BACHmann, Ron Paul, or whomever the flavor of the month would have been next.
 
Say what you will about Barack Obama and his current courtiers, the guy at least recognizes that some people live off peanut butter sandwiches until Thursday.
 
You can imagine Obama with callouses on his hands. Hell, you could imagine Hillary with callouses on her hands, and she came from a well-to-do family! You can't imagine Mitt Romney with callouses on his hands.
 
He doesn't need to remind us.

If It's Sunday...

 
...it must be another Chuck Schumer press conference about the little things, since he's solved the problems of the world.
 
That's not to say a TSA advocate is a bad thing or unnecessary, but I really wish his policy wonks would get us jobs.

Friday, December 09, 2011

Nobody Asked Me, But...

1) Some positive Occupy news. Law & Order: SVU sought to both commercialize and ridicule the Occupy movement by doing one of their "ripped from the headlines" stories, presumably having something to do with sexual assault at an Occupy-like encampment. #OWS moved in and stopped the shoot.
 
2) Judging the entire Occupy movement on the actions of a tiny fringe element that probably is not even be part of the actual movement is a little like judging every South Korean on the actions of Kim Jong Il and his henchmen.
 
3) And some negative Occupy news. The police state in America received judicial approval yesterday as an asshat of a judge ruled that any behavior that triggered a violent response on the part of the authorities was not protected speech or activity.
 
4) The whole point behind having freedom of speech is to be able to piss people off. Indeed, if what we thought and said DIDN'T piss people off, we wouldn't need the damn First Amendment.
 
5) Rick Perry: Butthurt little victim or butthurtest little victim?
 
6) Well, I mean, it is an island.
 
7) Heh. ThumbPer has one more toe than this little feller.
 
8) Up until the end, a defense of intellectualism. And then he had to go and ruin with a match up between a greyhound and a mole rat.
 
9) In Bolling's defense, Bert did end up on a poster alongside Osama bin Laden.
 
10) Really. You can't make this shit up.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

I'd Be Remiss

 

The Obvious Answer Is....

The Appeals court will let the ruling stand, since to rule otherwise would open the door to any number of challenges to any number of cases simply because of a judge's personal traits.

Right Lens

 
Wrong region, or else I'd post photographs of this very unusual occurence at this weekend's soler eclipse: a selenehelion

We're All Bosons On This Bus

 
The Higgs may finally start giving up its secrets soon

Fracked Up

 
Well, I mean, it's not like they're drilling in remote areas of the country where nothing untoward can happen. You'd like to think this warning would be unnecessary, but...

Oh, Arizona....

 

Gee...You Think The Usual Suspects Will Wad Panties Over This?

 
President Barack Obama to host non-Christian holiday celebration at White House.
 
Pam Geller? The Middle Easterning of the White House? Hullo?

In Russia, Election Fixes You

Needless to say, on the heels of the Arab Spring and the American Occupied Fall comes yet another tyrannical regime under scrutiny by its own people. Naturally, that scrutiny is causing dismay among the entrenched elite:
President Dmitry Medvedev says alleged vote fraud in Russian parliamentary elections that led to major protests will be investigated .

Medvedev told reporters Thursday — after meeting Czech counterpart Vaclav Klaus — that the law may have been violated during Sunday's vote, because "our electoral law is not ideal."

He called for Russians to remain calm during any inquiry, adding that "experts, not ordinary people" would investigate.

Stalin once famously observed that its not who votes that counts, its who counts the votes. "Experts," my ass.

This statement by Medvedev comes on the heels of, well, almost neo-con-like charges from once and future Russian President Vladimir Putin that the US and in particular, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton were fomenting unrest among the populace:

Prime Minister Vladimir Putin strongly criticized U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton on Thursday, accusing her of encouraging and funding Russians protesting election fraud, and warned of a wider Russian crackdown on dissent.

By describing Russia's parliamentary election as rigged, Putin said Clinton "gave a signal" to his opponents.

"They heard this signal and with the support of the U.S. State Department began their active work," Putin said in televised remarks. He said the United States is spending "hundreds of millions" of dollars to influence Russian politics with the aim of weakening a rival nuclear power.

I speak fluent Russopolispeak too, so let me translate: "The sheeple noticed? Holy crap! Who can I blame?"

Let me sum up events for you quickly, to comprehend what happened here: the United Russian party (basically, the former KGB-sponsored political arm) held something like 70 percent of the seats in the Russian Duma after the 2007 elections. After the 2011 elections, the margin was narrowed considerably, and the actual results, discounting any fraud as claimed, may show Putin losing the Duma completely.

Since he planned on running for President in 2012, this would effectively scuttle his presidency, win, lose, or draw.

And so now you understand why there's some resistance to the official results, despite Medvedev's claim that the results are in line with polling done before the election (which you might expect...indeed, it's how closely the results hew to that polling that make me sit up and take notice.)

There is to be a rally in Moscow on Saturday, for which the Moscow police have issued a permit for 300 people. More than 17,000 have pledged on Facebook to attend.

Muscovite officials have said strong police action will be triggered if more than 300 show up. If 17,000 show up, then I would imagine all bets are off.

It will be interesting, over the next few days, to watch the rabid anti-Occupy forces spin trying to reconcile support for what may be violent Russian dissidence while mocking and deriding peaceful, non-violent domestic protests.

 
 

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

In Memoriam

A fine actor, best known for his role on the M*A*S*H television series, Harry Morgan, has died.
 
My favorite Morgan vehicle, tho, is Inherit The Wind.

SASQ

2024's Herman Cain

 
He talks the talk, and is even dumb as a bag of hammers.
 
Regulation does not kill jobs. In fact, America is one of the LEAST regulated free market nations and the only free market nations experiencing job growth are the ones with strong regulations.

If You Live In The Northeast, Prepare For Lyme Disease Next Year

 
We know there will be a bad outbreak next year, because there aren't many acorns this year.
 

Some Great News

 
Tick "Ebola" off the list of diseases without a vaccine.

Considering His Future Plans...

 
Andrew Cuomo has all but announced that he would run for President in 2016. Considering the current attitude in this country about tax hikes, this is a bold move. He could easily have passed the plate.
 
But, on the other hand, if he does reduce the deficit without creating major economic damage, it will be an incredibly strong platform to run on.

A Good Start

 
It was nice to hear Obama finally pick up the populist mantle yesterday.
 
Needs moar substance.

On Black Friday, We Bought X-Boxes, iPads, Clothing...Guns....

It's true. Black Friday 2011 set the all-time record for gun sales in America, eclipsing Black Friday 2008 (just after the black Muslin socialist was elected).
 
In fact, gun ownership is trending upward, in large part due to the tough economic times which will undoubtedly spike crimes like burglary and robbery, along with the divisive nature of the far right wing, the hate speech of the Teabaggers, and of course, the ridiculous-yet-intriguing apolcalyptic talk of 2012.
 
It's enough to make me think I may need one sooner or later. Fortunately, I have enough LEO friends to not only get great advice on which guns, but to help train me better.

So They Warn Us...

...but then tell us they can't stop it.

Throwing His Balls In

 
In the great Pokemon battle that has become the Teabaggers v. Mitt Romney, competitor after competitor has been laughed off the pitch: MickeyMousemann, Perryoopsie, Caintrain. The Teabaggers might finally have thrown a Pokeball that might have an effect against Mittman: Newtiechoo

Mitt Romney vows to make his "closing argument" for the GOP presidential nomination, including drawing some sharp distinctions with new front-runner Newt Gingrich.

Romney has led or been near the top of national public opinion polls this year, only to lose ground to Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry., Herman Cain and now Gingrich. They have been viewed as more conservative than Romney, who has drawn the ire of some in the GOP for the health care law he signed as Massachusetts governor.

Newtiechoo has taken a pretty commanding lead in Iowa polling, has pulled ahead in New Hampshire and has a strong lead in South Carolina, all states now critical to a Romney victory. Until now, Mittman had been able to rise above the crowd, confining his direct confrontation to the endless debates.

The two combatants find themselves in similar straits, with similar weapons and similar strengths and weaknesses (save for Newtiechoo's immoral behavior all his life.) This creates a distinct problem for Romney since the "Anyone But Romney" vote is almost three times as big as Romney's poll numbers.

Romney's saving grace is that Gingrich has his own baggage as far as the rank-and-file Teabaggers go. For example, his comments on Paul Ryan's "conservative social engineering" healthcare proposal could not have sat well, nor his flip-flop on an individual health insurance mandate. Both seem to support Obamacare. Both seem to support Romneycare. The debate on the far right will be about the lesser of two weasels.

 

In Remembrance

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

His Bark Was Worse Than His Gum

 

Put It This Way

 
When this was launched, Jimmy Carter was President
 
There was no iPhone. No iPod. No Internet as we know it. There were no personal computers. Yet. No GPS. Cable was something only the really wealthy and the really lucky could afford. You could still dial a telephone call, but your phone and receiver were landlocked. Cell phones were bricks the weight of a shotput and had to be slung over your shoulder.
 
And even with all that, we made it to the edge of our Solar System using computers whose power today would fit on a fingernail.

Who Are You, And What Did You Do With His Body?

 
 
He's practically rational here!

Hey! You Know "It's A Wonderful Life"?

 
Well, for ZuZu, not so much!

Jon Stewart Has That Je Ne Sais Quoi Pas

 
Y'know, I never really thought of the Republican Presidential contest as a Pokemon battle before.
 
"Newtiechoo! I choose you!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 
Mitt "Republican Establishment" Romney criticizes the President for playing golf.
 
Gee, where was he the first eight years of this century?

I Suspect China Will Sign Off On Kyoto Long Before America Does

 
They have air so thick you can slice it.

So, I'm Flipping Channels On My DISH Last Night...

...when I come across this: Russia Today television.
 
OK, granted, it's as propaganda-laden as any of the mainstream media, but at least they're taking a fresh look at American stories (like Occupy Wall Street.)
 
And to my wondering eyes, what should appear on the TeeVee but one Robert Farley of Lawyers, Guns, and Money, one of my favorite hangouts on the web, discussing the apparent US-Israeli attacks on Iran that no one in the US media was talking about until it was almost impossible to ignore.
 
Yet another reason to drop your corporacratic cable company or FOX-owned DirecTV and get yourself DISH Network. The unvarnished truth.

I Can Only Imagine The Right Wing Panty Twisting On This Story

 
Suicide bombing in Kabul kills dozens of Shi'ites.

No One Could Have Forseen This!

 
Under the cloud of possible layoffs and/or benefit cuts after working dozens of years, many experienced and knowledgable public sector workers are opting for early retirement to lock in their benefits.
 
And basically leaving government at all levels sorely lacking in wisdom at their time of most dire need.
 
Really smart, Teabaggers. Really smart.

Unexpected Consequences

 
I suppose that, in order to keep up appearances of "fairness" in dealing with Occupy Wall Street, extending the police state to include all street musicians is appropriate.
 
Fucking fascists.

Cousins?

(photo courtest NASA/JPL Caltech)
 

Ever Wonder What Billionaire Cum Tastes Like?

 

Lies, By Airmail

 
The US Postal Service is in pretty drastic difficulty. Of course, the usual suspects are laying blame at the usual feet:
How did it come to this? The culprits include the internet, labor expenses, and, as with pretty much every problem our country faces now, Congress.
When you analyze the facts a little, as Weismann clearly has not, you begin to understand that it's the last that is responsible for the problems, in toto.
 
Let's take a look...
 
Keep in mind that the US Postal Service is two things: it is one of the few Federal agencies mandated in the Constitution (under the guise of "Post Office," but more on that in a bit,) and it is the only private corporation masquerading as a Federal agency (yes, you can make a case for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and all the other nym-lending agencies, but those are public corporations in which the government holds preferred stock.)
 
Yes, the Internet and e-mail have made first class mail almost...almost...superfluous. And the decline in total mail volume has clearly hurt the postal service. Remember, the Postal Service must guarantee delivery to every citizen in the United States, regardless of how remote that person may be.
 
And ever since Congress allowed for the privatization of express delivery services to FedEx and others, a very profitable arm of the postal service was amputated, the bleeding never staunched.
 
By the way, none of the delivery services has to guarantee delivery to anyplace. They can make you get in your car and drive to a local facility where you can pick up your package, and then it's up to you to get it home. Good luck with that.
 
Which now raises the second facet of this point: the Postal Service must clear any rate increases with the Postal Regulatory Commission, membership on which is subject to Senate confirmation and Presidential appointment.
 
Meaning that, if for example, the USPS was to ask for a rate increase that recognizes that bulk mail now makes up the lion's share of its carrying obligation (the "universal service obligation"), if the commission is comprised of smart people that rate will be allowed. But half the current commission (a commissioner's seat is vacant, awaiting Senate approval) is not smart, but Republican.
 
And we all know the lobbying that goes on in Republican quarters. Indeed, a rate hike in bulk mail would not only trigger protests from the junk mail senders (who have a substantial lobbying presence) but the banks, credit card companies, retailers...well, you get the picture.
 
So, once again, the revenue stream is hampered by a Congress which wants private industry to make as much money as possible, except for this particular private corporation, which it views as a government agency.
 
Which now introduces point #2: labor costs.
 
It's true, the US Postal Service seems at times to be the employer of last resort: if you're too old to go into the military and can't get a job anyplace else, there always seems to be some post office somewhere that could use a hand.
 
Remember, the USPS is under a Constitutional mandate to deliver your mail, anywhere, and under a statutory obligation to deliver your mail anywhere...within six days. End of discussion. All for less than 50 cents. That means manpower, because the USPS can't go to the capital markets to raise funds to, say, automate better. That means that 80% of the Postal service budget is spent on people. By contrast, Fedex (which can float bonds to raise capital) can automate to their hearts delight (as can UPS) and cut delivery services without anyone forcing them not to. Fedex still spends over half its budget on payroll related items. UPS, almost two thirds.
 
That doesn't sound out of line with the USPS when you think about it, but the USPS is a government job.
 
And as with so many government jobs, the pay is crap but the enticements to stick it out are great.
 
Like a pension. The Postal service pension obligation is somewhere in the billions of dollars annually, like any other large government operation.
 
Unlike any other government obligation, the Congress deemed fit to "tax" the Postal Service $5.5 billion dollars each year as a contribution to the pension fund, and if you factor out that olbigation, the USPS turns a pretty stunning profit right up until 2010 (it still earned $400 million dollars, pre-pension funding.)
 
Mind you, that funding is to shore up pensions payable over the next several decades, not the immediate obligations (which are fully funded, thankfully.)
 
So the USPS is a private corporation when they want it to be, but a public corporation when they want it to be, which means things are pretty muddled and it really is all Congress' fault. If Congress treated it like a government operation, that entire pension would be funded out of our tax dollars instead of our tax dollars.
 
Huh?
 
That's right: you and I subsidize that bulk mail thingie in both our postage and whatever small fundings Congress deems appropriate.
 
And it's this part that Weismann actually gets right: the Postal Service can't shut a branch without Congressional approval, despite the fact that 25,000 of 32,000 branches run an operating loss. It can't act as a private corporation when it has to.
 
 

Monday, December 05, 2011

Gulag Me Elmo

 

Ten You Missed

The stories in foreign affairs no one talked about in 2011.
 

Clueless Douchebag Is Clueless

 
Here's a clue: maybe if they created jobs, people wouldn't be so pissed.

Some Sanity

 
Now, I have no issue with churches, particularly small, struggling ones.
 
That said, I'm glad the SCOTUS took a rational position here.

So, Eat At Grimaldi's...

 

When Will The Dems Get It?

 
There's no compromising with these asshats. There's only beating the tar out of them.

Santa's Gonna Have To Move His Workshop

 

Ummmm....Oops?

 

Here's The Thing

 
The US Postal Service is the only "private" company in the world that is guaranteed to lose money because it is required to pay an annual stipend to the Federal government of $5 billion.
 
It is also the only private company in the country that is required by the US Constitution (yes, I know, it only requires a postal service, but this is the form we've put it in.)
 
So how in the hell can Weaker Boener allow this to happen?

Reboot

 

This

 
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think stinking up your clothes and body is somehow more pleasant than bathing daily and using a modicum of cologne.

Ross Douthat Gets Schooled

By a kid!
 

Newt-Onian Physics

 
There's an interesting dynamic now taking shape in the GOP race: the rise of Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich drips with disdain for sound-bite politics, but last week he authored perhaps the best bumper sticker of the Republican primary race. “I don’t claim to be the perfect candidate,” he said. “I just claim to be a lot more conservative than Mitt Romney and a lot more electable than anyone else.”

In and of itself, that's a remarkable statement: Gingrich hasn't been on the national political scene since he was forced out as Speaker of the House way back in the Clinton administration. Even President Dumbya was smart enough to stay away from this pudgie toxic waste dump of stoopid.

But when you consider how Gingrich both withered away-- revelations of his demanding a divorce from his wife on what could have been her death-bed, complete with notepad of how to divide the marital assets, his numerous affairs with women clearly out of his league, his tantrum when he was forced to sit in the back of Air Force One on a state visit-- and his intervening years-- making television commercials with both Al Sharpton and Nancy Pelosi, calling out Paul Ryan's budget plan, accepting money from Freddie Mac while deriding them publicly, coming out in favor of a healthcare mandate, to name just a few-- make his "comeback," however temporary it is fated to be, pretty astounding.

It would not be unlike Eliot Spitzer deciding to run for President, and becoming the front-runner by basically making shit up about his past: "Twitter? What's that?"

I'm pretty convinced by now that President Obama and the Democratic party are egging on this "flavor-of-the-month" gallop by the various nags and dodgepots in the horserace to accomplish two things: to force the nomination into Mitt Romney's hands and then to force an insurgency candidacy by (choose your poison.)

Newt is just the current bookmark until the race begins in earnest early next year. The ideal scenario for the Democrats would be a bloody, heated battle between Newt (or whomever) and Mitt that would last well into the spring, exhausting the financial resources of both while tallying up much-needed ammunition for the general campaign.

I know, it's really unfair to hold a candidate to his own words, but what the hey, right?

That Newt believes he is more electable than anyone else running is a black mark on both the Republican party and Newt himself.

Newt's self-image is grossly out of proportion to his actual essence as a cad, liar, and coward. Somehow, tho, he's managed to surround himself with enough desperate people to "yes" him to death. This, I think, explains the mulitude of enticements that have been put in his way. Too, I think his success has come about because he operates at his best in an environment that applauds mediocrity. If Newt was playing tee ball today, he'd get a trpophy for getting the bat off his shoulder, is what I'm saying.

As for the party, that Newt can still be taken seriously as a candidate speaks to the shallowness of the gene pool, which happens when a small but vocal minority of your party has oversized influence. It would be nice to see the Olympia Snowes and Amo Houghtons of the GOP get a chance in the spotlight, but those candidacies would be non-starters, precisely because they want to work to make the country a better place, not pray it does.

 

Thursday, December 01, 2011

MEMO

TO: Fathead Newt Gingrich
 
FROM: Actor212
 
SUBJECT: Reponsibility
 
I quote you:

Gingrich tells about 500 insurance company employees at their Des Moines headquarters that they have responsibilities to their community and to their neighborhood, and “we’re all going to have to roll up our sleeves and be a little bit more responsible in the next 30 years.”

1) After 9-11, when President Bush told Americans to just relax and go shopping, we did.

2) When President Bush told us America was an ownership society, we took him seriously, went out and bought houses.

Why do you think we're in the mess we're all in, but we were being responsible according to the leader of YOUR OWN PARTY.

By the way, how many times you been divorced? Were you being responsible while Callista was suckign your dick in your office?

 

It Occurs To Me

 
 
If there were actual, real young Republicans, John Huntsman would be a slam dunk for the nomination.

NOTE to Self

 

Today In "So, ,We're Really Fucked"....

 
The Economist, that bastion of socialist thinking, sees no hope.

No Matter Which One He Chooses...

 
He's still not going to find the *best* pizza in New York City.

This Might Explain Steve Jobs' Deathbed Words

 

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I Don't Think That's Going To Work, Boys

 
The Senate GOP are going to try to blackmail President Obama into fast-track approval of the XL pipeline, in the name of....get this...jobs.

The Law Of Unintended Consequences

 
Alabama passes immigrant-hate legislation.
 
A St. Louis newspaper suggests Mercedes pulls their factory out, after a German executive was arrested for not having his "Papers, please!"
 
You can't explain it.

How Serious Is Newt's Campaign?

 
Well, serious enough that Ron Paul senses an opening.
 
I swear, it's like watching a pro-wrestling battle royal as they try to dump each other over the top rope.

Yo! LoserCain!

 
I don' t'ink youse wanna take on Lawn Guyland, knowwhatImsayin'?
 
Now get the hell offa my lawn!

Just A Suggestion

 
Lobby your insurance companies to increase their coverage? You know?

Needless To Say

(photo courtesy)
 
 
It's sad to think we've said that thirty times.
 
(If you want more information, click here)

Here's A Weird Thought

 
Herman Cain is the Republican version of John Edwards.

No One Could Have Forseen This Coming

 
Dispossessed families, foreclosed from too-big homes, living in their next largest asset: the family car.

Never has unemployment been so high for so long. And as a result, more than 16 million kids are living in poverty - the most since 1962. It's worst where the construction industry collapsed. And one of those places is central Florida.

We went there eight months ago to meet families who'd become homeless for the first time in their lives. So many were living day-to-day that school buses changed their routes to pick up all the kids living in cheap motels. We called the story "Hard Times Generation."

Now, we've gone back to see how things have changed. It turns out some families are losing their grip on the motels and discovering the homeless shelters are full. Where do they go then? They keep up appearances by day and try to stay out of sight at night - holding on to one another in a hidden America - a place you wouldn't notice unless you ran into the people that we met in the moments before dawn.

But hey, those one-percenters, they have their yachts and second and third homes to live in if by some queer freak chance, they were foreclosed on by the banks, right?

Look, I don't want to sound alarmist, but I think the country...the world...is in deeper trouble than anyone realistically wants to admit. We seem to be devolving from a middle class society, with strong middle class values and an economy dependent on our middle class for both production and consumption, into an almost feudal serfdom, with itinerant workers grabbing scraps of work where they can and putting down their heads wherever they can.

Desperation sets in and pretty soon all sorts of behavior becomes the norm in places where there is no security, no safety net. Right whingers complain about the Occupy movement, claiming it's just a bunch of shiftless, spoiled kids who ought to take a bath and get a job. But as the people in the linked piece demonstrate, nearly all of them want to work, want to be productive members of society, but society has been slowly closing the gates on productive work paying a living wage that anyone can do in favor of the affluent and their minions.

It's going to stop, to be sure. and if the Right Whingers think Occupy is a sham movement fronting for socialism, well, they ain't seen nothing yet. The hungry, the destitute, the desperate, once they begin to march, they won't be polite. They won't be respectful. They won't merely shout and obstuct, they will be violent and raging, and tearing things up and down.

Once those folks no longer have homes and jobs and prospects for work, they will turn their attention on those who do. Human survival, ultimately, comes down to ensuring your own personal survival first. This is what I would call "the capitalism of the cave."

If economic capitalism is defined as each individual acting in his own self-interest contributing to the greater good, the cave-capitalism will be equally cold-blooded. If economic competition is defined as being that much better than your rival, cave-competition is going to incorporate that, but on a scale that will not be limited to lawful means of satisfying your self-interest.

There will be no safe places. I don't care how carefully guarded your gated community is, or how many security cameras you have or attack dogs. At the end of the day, if fifty starving people swarm your walls, maybe five or ten will be caught. That still leaves forty to ransack your home, steal your car and things, and eat your food.

The Statue of Liberty has a line in its commemoration plaque:

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Translated to 21st Century language, it says "We were kicked out of all the cool countries because we didn't fit in with their notion of proper society."

You really expect their descendants to be any different?

The great liberal, John F. Kennedy, wrote in Profiles In Courage, "A man does what he must — in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers, and pressures — and that is the basis of all human morality."

But he also said, "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."

This is not a war the 99% choose to wage, but we are willing to battle.

 

 

That Slapping Sound You Heard?

 
Wingnuts all over America responding to this bizarre story.
 
I'll be honest: I don't watch the Miss America pageant anymore, have no real interest in it, and I think it may be a dated product of a different generation, but I'm thinking in the heartland, there's still a significant number of people who follow it, and this is bound to give rise to a bunch of idiotic blogposts.
 
In addition to this one, of course.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

You Say That Like It's A Good Thing

 

It's About Time

 
Someone's starting to wake up to the bizarre contradiction in our legal system over marijuana.

You Will Dine Here

 
Chthulhu demands it.
 
Or here. He's not fussy.

The Day Should Not Pass

 

A Hint Of Desperation

 
Y'know how the old saying goes: Insanity is defined as trying the same thing over and over, expecting different results?
 
 
Look, we're down to the short strokes in the global economy. The desperation is both palpable and understandable. No one knows what comes after the collapse.

Is "Politico" Going Liberal?

 
The reliably right wing Politico (headed by former Reagan administration flunky Fred Ryan) has lately drawn the ire of the far right for daring to criticize such sacred cows as tax cuts and global climate change denial.
 
Well, get ready for some more poutrage...

Haiku? Really?

 
Can you confuse us?
Or do you need this street sign?
A load of bullshit.

It's About Fucking Time

This was, is, and always has been an huge scam and it's about time someone investigated the Teabaggers

UPDATE: Best comment:
The teatards can’t understand why they didn’t get the tasty, free vegetable spray. Or the fancy flashbang pyrotecnics. Or perhaps it’s the wonderful baton massage they feel left out of.



One Wonders Why

 
We need this here. Americans are too chicken to take what we deserve.

So....

...do you ever wonder why we don't hear much anymore from conservatives about the move to ban incandescent light bulbs?
 

School Choice, Without Vouchers

 
Here is a model of a progressive attitude melding with a conservative dynamic. Like him or not, Mkike Bloomberg has worked hard to synthesize a school system that is more responsive and flexible than the structure he took over.

First You Kill It...

And then you gloat about it:

How do religions die? Generally they don't, which probably explains why there's so little literature on the subject. Zoroastrianism, for instance, lost many of its sacred texts when Alexander sacked Persepolis in 330 B.C., and most Zoroastrians converted to Islam over 1,000 years ago. Yet today old Zoroaster still counts as many as 210,000 followers, including 11,000 in the U.S. Christopher Hitchens might say you can't kill what wasn't there to begin with.

Still, Zeus and Apollo are no longer with us, and neither are Odin and Thor. Among the secular gods, Marx is mostly dead and Freud is totally so. Something did away with them, and it's worth asking what.

Consider the case of global warming, another system of doomsaying prophecy and faith in things unseen.

As with religion, it is presided over by a caste of spectacularly unattractive people pretending to an obscure form of knowledge that promises to make the seas retreat and the winds abate. As with religion, it comes with an elaborate list of virtues, vices and indulgences. As with religion, its claims are often non-falsifiable, hence the convenience of the term "climate change" when thermometers don't oblige the expected trend lines. As with religion, it is harsh toward skeptics, heretics and other "deniers." And as with religion, it is susceptible to the earthly temptations of money, power, politics, arrogance and deceit.

This week, the conclave of global warming's cardinals are meeting in Durban, South Africa, for their 17th conference in as many years. The idea is to come up with a successor to the Kyoto Protocol, which is set to expire next year, and to require rich countries to pony up $100 billion a year to help poor countries cope with the alleged effects of climate change. This is said to be essential because in 2017 global warming becomes "catastrophic and irreversible," according to a recent report by the International Energy Agency.

Yet a funny thing happened on the way to the climate apocalypse. Namely, the financial apocalypse.

The U.S., Russia, Japan, Canada and the EU have all but confirmed they won't be signing on to a new Kyoto. The Chinese and Indians won't make a move unless the West does. The notion that rich (or formerly rich) countries are going to ship $100 billion every year to the Micronesias of the world is risible, especially after they've spent it all on Greece.

So basically what this asshat neo-conderthal is crowing about is, the Republicans have so choked the life out of the national economy that we can't afford to join in and save our planet.

What's the phrase again? "Cut off your nose to spite your face"?

Stephens, you ain't got much of a nose to begin with.

Religions are about faith, jerk. Climate change is science. It would be really nice if you could find it within your addlepated little mind to distinguish between received wisdom and knowledge obtained through hard work and attention to detail.

 

Great Sport But...

...I draw the line at mocking Cain's consensual affairs.
 
All I'm going to say is, he exemplifies the "1 in a thousand" rule we learned growing up.
 
For you ladies, that rules says if a man walks into a bar with a thousand women and asks each "Hey, you wanna fuck?" the one who says yes makes the 999 slaps in the face worth it. 
 
Yes. That was intentional.

Worms Crawl In...Space

 

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Crap

 

Grand Ol' Prostitutes

 

Today In "Disgraceful Conservatives"

 
Governor Sam Brownback, who ought to a) grow a thicker skin, b) stop picking on girls and c) fire both his staffer and the high school principal who clearly fails his civics responsibilities.

Train In Vain

 

The Next Great Hack Attack

 

Is Your Bank On This List?

 
The Fed's new "stress test" list is out.

Save Occupy LA

 
Let's get behind these folks and give voice to our concerns.

I'd Have Waited

 
The Democrats have a rare opportunity to actually select the Republican nominee they will face in 2012 for Obama's re-election.
 
Usually, it's Republicans who settle out quickly on a candidate and the Democrats who leave a gaping hole in their selection process that can be manipulated by Republicans.
 
I mean, really, was John Kerry anyone's first choice?
 
This year, it seems the strategy for Democrats is to sit back and wait for the inevitable shake-out that will leave Mitt Romney standing, only nudging other candidates around a little to keep the focus off Romney's past until a strategic point.
 
So I'm not sure what to make of this. Romney's biggest weakness, and a hugely exploitable one in a general election, is his wavering on issues that matter to both the Republican base (like abortion) and to independents (like healthcare.)
 
It's too early for Democrats to be playing this card, unless....

Finally! A Refuge For The One Percenters!

 
No longer do they need to hassle with middlemen. They can hire serfs directly.

The End Of Facebook

 
 
If Facebook honestly believes that, with an installed user base of 500-750 million, they can raise 2,000 times that base in equity, think again. To believe that they somehow generate on average $2,000 per user is not even ludicrous, it's fuckign insane.

Run The Table

 

Not Sure If Serious, But...

 
Congressman Barney Frank has announced his retirement from the House. A feisty liberal, Frank has been at the forefront of progressive causes for decades, and is perhaps one of the only Congresscritters more liberal than Ted Kennedy was.
 
That said, I'm a bit troubled by his stances on financial issues. I understand the need for bipartisanship in Congress,  even in a Congress as bitterly divided as the last few have been. Frank, however, has a glaring smear on his recent record.
 
Frank's name appears on the Dodd-Frank bill reforming banking regulation, but half-heartedly. If I could be certain that the bill's components were more heavily driven by Dodd than Frank, I could be more supportive of the call for Frank to take over from Tim Geithner as Treasury Secretary in Obama's all-but-certain second term.
 
Frank has poo-pooed the idea, to his credit, but he would pass muster in the Senate pretty easily (even Republicans acknowledge him as one of the most consensual Democrats, altho they still tout him as one of the most partisan...go fig.)
 
That Frank understands there's a definitive role for Treasury in banking oversight, and it would be interesting to see how this would be implemented under a Frank regime, makes him a pretty good choice to be sure. I don't want to make it sound like I would flat-out oppose his nomination. There are other questions, particularly his liasing with Hank Paulson to get the TARP passed.
 
I get it: we were at a cross-roads and despite progressive head-shaking (myself included, at times), we really were a day or two away from a complete meltdown of the American economy. Which still may yet come. Which brings me to a proposal.
 
There are better candidates to replace Geithner: Nobel laureate Paul Krugman leaps to mind. Krugman has focused on the true victims of this financial crisis and has the wherewithal to articulate his vision in the face of the inevitable opposition from the economic royalists who would be wall-to-wall on FOX News.
 
Indeed, I'd bet as Secretary, Krugman would go on O'Reilly (possibly not Hannity, tho) and debate the merits of a homeowner/taxpayer bailout with Bill-O. Frank would probably "say the right things," but at the end of the day, we'd end up with a program and policy very much reliant on the corporatocracy. We can no longer afford that. They had their pie. It's time for us to get our own.
 
Too, dangling Krugman as a potential second term Cabinet member would probably be a very smart strategic move on Obama's part. His re-election campaign will rely on two things: the Republican nominee scaring off independents (something Romney has not done much of) and mobilizing the young, liberal base. Krugman would accomplish the second with minimal repercussions among independents.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Not Over By A Long Shot

 
Some good news came out of Europe overnight:

Europe markets were in a broad rally, with the Stoxx Europe 600 soaring 3.1%, after news reports over the weekend suggested euro-zone leaders were planning a new stability pact to contain the sovereign debt crisis. A new agreement, including measures to curb excessive debt by making budget discipline legally binding, could persuade the European Central Bank to take more action to halt the selloff in debt markets.

Investors' sentiment was also boosted after a report indicated the International Monetary Fund could provide between EUR400 billion and EUR600 billion in financial assistance to Italy.

"With a recession in Europe virtually certain, any movement in a positive direction, [anything] that stems the risks, is going to be interpreted very favorably by the markets," said Oliver Pursche, president of Gary Goldberg Financial Services. 

The reason this is good news is the bad news if it doesn't happen:

PARIS, Nov 28 (Reuters) - The euro zone's debt crisis has become the biggest threat to the global economy and a break up of the currency zone can no longer be ruled out, the OECD said on Monday, slashing its forecasts and urging the ECB to play a bigger role in defusing the crisis.

The euro zone has already entered a mild recession but much worse could follow unless policy makers take decisive action to get ahead of the market, the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development said in a stark warning[...]

A worst case scenario of continued inaction in the euro zone and the failure of U.S. lawmakers to agree a spending-reduction plan would usher in a devastating downturn for the world economy, the Paris-based OECD said.

Since the US debt deal is a dormant matter (get to that in a minute), the Euro crisis is front and center on world markets.

Here's the heart of the matter: right now, there are two European Union economies that could survive on their own. Germany, which has been gloating over that fact for a few years now, and France.

And France itself faces some very severe problems if things go sour. (paywall, sorry)

As bad as the American economy looks right now, and make no mistake about it, it's bad, the European economy could collapse at any minute. In geopolitical terms, it is dead but just doesn't know it yet.

Still, the framework of a bailout of Europe seems to be in place, which means that it's possible, a small possible, that Europe could avert a worldwide debt crisis. If the US Congress can find their way to a framework to drop our national debt, the world could recover within a decade.

And there's the nub of the American problem: the smartest solution would be to let the Bush tax cuts expire. That would immediately add $4 trillion in revenue to the pot, bring our national debt back to the $10 trillion range, and would make enormous inroads into our budget deficits.

By. Doing. Nothing. For every dollar cut after that, it's one dollar more to the budget surpluses we'd begin to run in the next few years. This isn't rocket science, but it's not going to be sufficient logic for the low-normals of the right.

So it'll be on us when the world economy falls flat into a Dark Age. And blood will flow.