Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Bad Movie Ideas

Remake the piss-poor animated Beatles film Yellow Submarine. The Zemeckis project has been "other opportunied" out of Disney. Fail.
Remake The Great Gatsby. In 3-D. With Bradley Cooper. EPIC Fail.
Wait...What????? We have....a.....
Good movie idea! The studio that brought you The Toxic Avenger discovered a lost movie of Charlie Sheen's poetry. Narrated by Sheen himself. Re-release. WINNING!