Last week's prayer was for either Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann to make a serious bid for the Republican nomination.
Why not both, you say? Dilution of target. There would be SO much raw material to snark at, eventually we'd all end up confused and they'd get mashed together like some sordid ugly two-headed monster.
This week's prayer, however, would not fall into that category. He provides fresh meat, and a barbecue to grill it on.
I speak of none other than Newt Gingrich.
People of NH: Make him feel welcome. Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry welcome.